0.4; [Mass Texts To Everyone]

[dayglo_infusion]

[TEXT FROM DR. ICHIRO IRABU 12/17/2009 3:42 PM]

Hello! I'm not very good at this texting thing I

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[TEXT FROM DR. ICHIRO IRABU 12/17/2009 3:43 PM]

Oh how did I do that. Hello! I'm not very good at this texting thing but I hear it's what all you brats do. Am I cool now?

I RA BU!!!!!

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[TEXT FROM DR. ICHIRO IRABU 12/17/2009 3:45 PM

Comments

[mrkirkland]

What the hell?!

Stop texting me; it's damn annoying.

[dayglo_infusion]

Oh, Arthur! How is that being batshit crazy thing going for you?

[mrkirkland]

I'm not the fucking headcase here! Leave me alone and get some help.

[dayglo_infusion]

But I'm so worried about you.

[mrkirkland]

Well, don't be. I don't need your help, so leave me alone!

[dayglo_infusion]

You do know the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, right?

[dayglo_infusion]

Those who can't admit it are considered 'delusional.'

[dayglo_infusion]

It's very serious.

[mrkirkland]

You seem to be the only one with a problem!

[dayglo_infusion]

We all have our issues.

[mrkirkland]

I certainly don't. Now I'd appreciate it if you could stop texting me.