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[byte_me_baby]

I have an Xbox 360 again. The world, for now, is good.

Comments

[alwaysfailingly]

Eh? What's an Xbox?

[byte_me_baby]

A video game console.

[alwaysfailingly]

Right. So what's a video game?

[byte_me_baby]

You...don't have them?

My god I feel so bad for you.

[alwaysfailingly]

I never heard of anything like that before.

[byte_me_baby]

That's...so sad.

A video game is an electronic game...er, basically to explain it really easily, imagine interactive pictures or things on a screen and you use a controller to make those interactions happen...er.

They're ridiculously fun. Especially First-Person-Shooters or RPGs.

[alwaysfailingly]

[You totally just broke his brain even more.]

Electronic?

[byte_me_baby]

Like...like...okay the machine you're using? That's electronic.

[alwaysfailingly]

Ah, alright...So how does electronic work? Some sort of magic, or fonic arte?

[byte_me_baby]

It runs off electricity, which to give you a natural example is the same stuff that lightening is made of.

[alwaysfailingly]

. . .

YOU MEAN THERE'S LIGHTENING IN THIS THING I'M USING?!

[byte_me_baby]

...The same stuff it's made of, yeah. But it won't hurt you. Just don't stick your fingers in the wall sockets okay?

[alwaysfailingly]

Wall sockets?

[byte_me_baby]

They will be little plastic rectangles in the wall and should have two slits like | | in them. If you have a lamp and follow the chord it'll lead you to one.

Just, don't stick your fingers in the holes there and you'll be okay.

[alwaysfailingly]

Don't stick my fingers in wholes in the wall. Right, gotcha. Thanks...ah...erm....didn't your name?

[byte_me_baby]

Call me Matt. You are?