WHAT?!
Am utterly distraught at thought of poor Darling in dire straits, without me to rescue him! Even worse is thought of missing chance to see him in Japanese rope bondage!
Wonder if he was nude at the time! Ah! Agony and nosebleeds! What grudge does Fate hold against me, to wreak such havoc on my poor, aesthetically-deprived heart?
Wonder if he was nude at the time! Ah! Agony and nosebleeds! What grudge does Fate hold against me, to wreak such havoc on my poor, aesthetically-deprived heart?