Stupid People do stupid things
Lately, a kid at phi delt's car has been pissed on, a lot! Actually, so much to the point that the locks are frozen in piss and he can't open the doors. Rotter, Willy and myself are held responsible, as always. This kid is a major douchebag, so he deserves it. I actually filled up a 32oz nalgene bottle 2x and dumped it all over his car a few nights ago when it was like 4° out, and it immediately froze. His entire car was covered in what we like to call "pice" or piss ice. Last night me and rotter are hanging at mulligans when will calls, says that this kid is spazzing and threatening to throw a brick through Bea's window. (my car). We fly back to clifton and find out he poured......get this......a fucking can of root beer on my car!!! HAHAHA!!!!! What kind of stupid ass, pussy, lame, pathetic sack of shit would do that? He comes storming down the steps like he wants to duke it out, only to be thwarted by his friends who saved his life. In retaliation, i proceed to lick my car, drinking the root beer, right in front of him. He mega-flipped out! This is a message to you kevin miller, If i ever see you outside of phi delt, i am going to rip your arm off and jam it so far in your ass your fingers will poke out of your mouth. If you've got a problem, confront people about it, don't waste good root beer. next time, at least use mountain dew, i like it better, anyway.