Corrections for the Masses

Nov 11, 2005 12:25

DISCLAIMER: My LiveJournal is mostly satirical, based on few truths* and mostly elaborated bullshit for the entertainment of whoever is pathetic enough to read the shit I written. To find out what a 97E actually does, go to: http://www.goarmy.com/JobDetail.do?id=152

* Those truths consist of the facts that:
1. I hate all of you (exceptions do exist but are so few, they are insignificant)
2. I am in US Army ROTC
3. I will be a 97E (HUMINT Collector) in the US Army in a week (17Nov2005), when I swear in.
**Other truths and facts not previously mentioned
1. The US Army does not condone torture
2. A 97E and a 97F are two different MOS's
3. Ronald Regan was Lucifer
4. Jesus was black
5. Maurice Bishop is a bad person and a terrible case officer (you know who you are)
6. Echleon, as far as you are concerned is a hoax, as well as carnivore and other things of that nature.
7. Gitmo IS a fun place (better than the sandbox)
8. Livejournal IS gay, and if you post more than once a month or have read this, then you probably are too.

Also: I'm NOT turning off Anonymous comments or anything, but I will delete them at will. If Bill O'Riley can turn off your microphone on his show, I'll do the same here. But seriously if you feel you need to make a critism of this POS page or censure my behavior in front of the ten's of people that actually read this, then at least let us know who you are.
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