Jingle Bells, JonJon Smells, and He Really Needs to Take a Shower, Hey.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for jack_of_chores (-10 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, werido_birdie (-5000 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last month I stole strawberry_mutt's purse (-30 points). In November phoenixpaladin and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6041 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ero_senpai
XD; To be fair, I did refresh the quiz multiple times to get this result, but I had good reason - the first time I took the quiz (today), I got -740 points or something. So, I tried refreshing just to see what the result was. It left me with -1000 some odd points. The next refresh pulled me down -200 something. Rinse and repeat five times, until I finally get a +340 or something, but by then I knew my destiny: this Xmas, I am a naughty young man. So I started refreshing as often as I could until I attained maximum naughtiness. This entry is the result. *tips Communist hat* Enjoy.
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EDIT: Oh, wow, this is really weird. So, apparently, if I were to ever try and seduce someone...
