My muscles hurt in places I didn't even know had muscles

[ero_megane]

Does anyone else here have a personalized workout menu? I do. I'd like to compare, because I'm not sure mine actually is a workout menu. I think the person who gave me the workout menu is evil (Haruna) and told me it was a workout menu when really it is just torture that I have been tricked into doing to myselfIn other interesting news, certain

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[fork_u_up]

I made myself a workout menu. It's not torture.

It's a sensible thing to do if you care about your performance. In fact, a baseball-specific training menu can significantly increase your speed, batting power, and throwing velocity.

Go read this article. You should be adapting your workouts according to that guide.

[ero_megane]

That article seems to suggest much more humane things than my workout menu. I think parts of me die in the course of executing my workout menu.

[fork_u_up]

Then maybe it's not the right workout menu for you. You shouldn't be killing yourself. It is supposed to be hard, though, at first.

[ero_megane]

Oh, mini-Haruna. Sweet, sweet mini-Haruna. It is entirely possible real Haruna is trying to kill me. He did just challenge me to a duel.

[fork_u_up]

MY. NAME. IS. KANOU.

Yeah, and I saw that. He's not going to kill you; it's just some stupid show of strength. Like a pissing contest, only with abs. Ridiculous.

[ero_megane]

Whoa, Mini-Haruna. You can't go around calling the things real Haruna does stupid. It's really disrespectful, especially since you're named after him and all.

[fork_u_up]

I AM NOT HARUNA. MINI OR OTHERWISE.

Why do you keep calling me that anyway? What the hell makes you think I'm like him?

How come every single time I talk to you I feel like HURTING YOU?

[ero_megane]

Really? But real Haruna often feels like hurting me too! See, mini-Haruna? You really are a tiny version of him!

[fork_u_up]

That one thing in common doesn't make us the same.

[ero_megane]

I never said you were the same. You're mini-Haruna. He's real Haruna! Different, see?

[fork_u_up]

NO I DON'T SEE.

Why can't you call me by my own name?

[ero_megane]

But mini-Haruna suits you so much!

[fork_u_up]

Like LAZY ASSHOLE fits YOU.

[ero_megane]

Huh. Real Haruna calls me that too. :)

[riousgeneration]

I declare Akimaru the winner here! -cue cheering from spectators in the stands around the boxing ring-

Sorry, Kanou, but he owned you from the beginning. There's always next time! =D

[fork_u_up]

What the hell! He's a permanent loser of everything!

And I thought you were cute. NOT ANYMORE.