My muscles hurt in places I didn't even know had muscles

[ero_megane]

Does anyone else here have a personalized workout menu? I do. I'd like to compare, because I'm not sure mine actually is a workout menu. I think the person who gave me the workout menu is evil (Haruna) and told me it was a workout menu when really it is just torture that I have been tricked into doing to myselfIn other interesting news, certain

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[the_worst_ace]

Did you get any books on how to be a better catcher while you were at it?

[ero_megane]

Me being a better catcher won't keep you from getting fat.

[the_worst_ace]

One Two hot chocolates are not going to make me fat.

Newsflash. Not even if they have marshmallows in them.

So: did you?

[ero_megane]

They will if they're a habit, Haruna. And then nobody will want to put you in a calendar of shirtless pitchers for charity.

And no. Twenty books on nutrition are pretty heavy, and my arms still hurt from yesterday.

[the_worst_ace]

Who's making a calendar of shirtless pitchers for charity? Why wasn't I informed of this before now?!

Also, next time I see you I'll take off my shirt and show you my great abs. There is absolutely nothing wrong or fat about my abs and I'm offended you'd even try to suggest otherwise. Especially since you are seemingly allergic to physical fitness. Show me your abs and let's compare who has the better nutritional regime.

[ero_megane]

Nobody is making a calendar, Haruna. It was a hypothetical.

I am not allergic to physical fitness! I did your torture session, didn't I? And you have seen my abs. We share a locker room. Also, we have been to the beach together. Also pools. Where women have said nice things about my abs. Because I can talk to them.

[the_worst_ace]

Are you turning down my challenge to a duel?

Sure sounds like you're turning down my challenge to a duel. An abs duel.

[ero_megane]

How do you even duel someone with abs? Do you know what a duel is? You can't shoot someone or stab someone with your abs, Haruna. Don't try to stab me with your abs.

[the_worst_ace]

God you're a moron. Do I have to explain everything to you?!

Obviously, an abs duel is when you line up face-to-face and compare according to a close comparison. So, like, who has the better six pack and stuff. You need to directly see the abs you are competing against so you can understand just how awesome my abs actually are. If there were a calendar of shirtless pitchers, I would be on the cover!

And I wouldn't stab you with my abs. That's ridiculous. I'd poke your abs. With my finger.

[ero_megane]

That. Uh. Doesn't actually make any sense.

[the_worst_ace]

So you are INDEED turning down my challenge to a duel!

Fine. Anyway, you're not allowed to criticize a single thing I eat until you can beat me in an abs duel.

[ero_megane]

Ugh, fine. We can have an abs duel. But not until you've read the Soul Society arc of Bleach.

[the_worst_ace]

PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED

And okay, sure. Just loan me your manga copies.

wth is a Soul Society arc?

[ero_megane]

Whatever. I'll give them to you tomorrow before we leave for school.

[the_worst_ace]

I don't know why you have to be in such a bad mood all the time.

[ero_megane]

Of course you don't.