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I went to Texas. I need an LJ entry. Sounds like a good time to combine both.
The first step of our wonderful adventure was making it out of this wonderful
state. We had the great idea of taking a picture at the Missouri state line,
but didn't realize there were two missouri state signs. We missed the first
one, but got our picture taken at the second one. The bugs tried to bite me.
The cars tried to run Renzi over. But, being the soldiers we are, we made it
there.
Then it was time for Liberty, Missouri. We decided, pretrip, that Applebees
sounded nice, so we went to the first one in Missouri. Despite my best
efforts, I couldn't stop Holly, the waitress, from falling in love with me.
Renzi, likewise, decided Ashton would be his girl from the night. After we
sent Steve and Pete to cover for Holly and Ashton, we had a nice candlelight
dinner and an appetizer sampler. mmmm. They made fat jokes about Steve and
wouldn't come to Dallas with us. :(
Then we decided to see a movie. Upon parking in a handicap spot, a police
officer accosted us, asking "which one of you is handicapped??" Renzi, being
the suave gentleman he is, yelled "hi!!!" rather than being a gangster and
ripping his shirt off. Whatev. Movie wasn't showing at the time we wanted. We
rolled out like gangsters.
We kept driving. Didn't want to stop. Made it to Norman, Oklahoma. We wanted
Waffle House, so after a number of performances of Spice Girls, we decided to
stop and eat. They made me sit at the end of the table, next to the guy who
looked like Sam Abba and 50 years and the sleeping cook. Then a man came in
and talked to himself.
We then went to...Dallas. Yeah, we didn't stop. Steve Schappaugh
says, "ALRIGHT GUYS. FINAL STRETCH. LET'S STAY AWAKE AND MAKE IT." He falls
asleep 30 seconds later. Then Renzi is gone. Pete then reads a book and falls
asleep. Eminem accompanied me to Dallas, where it was then Schappaugh's job to
get us in the hotel. He suceeded. Then nap time til one, starting at 6:30 A.M.
Gangsters hanging in the lobby.
Went to lunch at Chili's. Renzi asked her to go on a date...She's married. He
then lost a pill and we looked silly looking for it.
WE SAW A BUTTERFLY.
Renzi met paul's girlfriend, kandi king.
No more tournament pictures that day. We got some at TGIFridays that night
though. The waiter sucked.
Tom's cases needed work. ERNIE SAVES THE DAY.
Lots of tournament fun. NSD LOVE with Corbin AND Dweeks, Then Pete and Renzi
made a new friend, Derek and Ernie love, and A fire alarm was pulled. Jane
yelled "AH SHIT." Dave Huston yelled "GET OUT." Pete, on the other hand,
smiled. Then I took a nappy nap.
It must be noted that while there wasn't a picture taken, in order to avoid
incrimination, there was an illegal action taken by sirs Peter Clancy and
Steve Renzi. Where is the sign?
Lots of fun that night. Steve slept. We brushed our teeth as a group! It was
fun.
Then Steve finally came out of the closet.
We came back to Applebees. My Holly lied-she wasn't working. Bitch. We made
new friends. Some asshole tried to jump in the picture and messed it up.
Then we came home the next day. I'm tired so I'll let the pictures tell the
story.
