If you think oxford's bad........
just go about 90 miles southeast to a little place called starkville. if you don't want to do that, i can help you out, in a entry i will call "how to turn oxford into starkville". just take oxford, stretch it out into three streets, and then overdevelop them until every corner has a corporate sponsor of some kind. then take all the artisitic culture and literary culture and throw them out, you won't need them here. next, replace all the inhabitants with the most backwards rednecks that you can find. finally, build a big university with absolutley no character at all, make it resemble every other random state university as close as possible. be sure to stock your football team with players who couldn't pass for second string at south panola high school. then be sure you students still think that they are somehow better than you.....
oxford has never seemed better.
oxford has never seemed better.