old again
so, it turns out i'm just too good of an old woman to be cast as anything else, ever.
it's true. i was called back for Romeo and Juliet as Mercutio and (woah yes!) was i PSYCHED. because, let's face it, that's for sure the best part in the show and how cool would it be to have a death scene on stage.
then...
THEN...
"on a whim" they had me read for the nurse, and I blew the others out of the water. oh fuck.
well, guess who I got cast as... it seems i'm doomed to play old ladies for the rest of my LIFE. i just don't get it. i don't LOOK like an old lady, do I. hmm. and anyway, I think this director cheated because she cast herself as Mercutio. If I thought you could do that, I would have been Guildenstern! just kidding, but seriously.
well, at least i'm a dirty old woman. that's definitely the best kind.
it's true. i was called back for Romeo and Juliet as Mercutio and (woah yes!) was i PSYCHED. because, let's face it, that's for sure the best part in the show and how cool would it be to have a death scene on stage.
then...
THEN...
"on a whim" they had me read for the nurse, and I blew the others out of the water. oh fuck.
well, guess who I got cast as... it seems i'm doomed to play old ladies for the rest of my LIFE. i just don't get it. i don't LOOK like an old lady, do I. hmm. and anyway, I think this director cheated because she cast herself as Mercutio. If I thought you could do that, I would have been Guildenstern! just kidding, but seriously.
well, at least i'm a dirty old woman. that's definitely the best kind.