Block My Sorry and Stupid Ass Oh Righteous Ones
It's obvious,
I'm full of myself,
my bold boast flies,
through glory events,
through brilliant skies
my spectacular vernacular flings fancy gags to joke and choke those wise smiles
all flibberty jibbits with dumb brilliance drums
these self referential poses make for heavy going
but whip up some interest of obsessed hater types
new media grows its fungus fools, its vulgar viruses its horrid hackers,
while my troll effort is the occasional clumsy foul language,
ill timed response to these perfect feminist types of nasties,
political correctness breeds its own fuzzy fools,
who take any slight to heart and keep it in storage,
the hate helps their lives stay warm,
the worm in their heart keeps their conscience clear
these sad reflections occur to puzzled little me,
no flogging is bad enough to punish my sins,
my crime of whatever it was is a branded hot scar
I thank my inquisitors behind their avatar masks
for correcting me and burning my effigy in flames
Purge ME OH MERCIFUL MASTERS , your LOVE is divine!
My (insert indiscretion here) was cruel and wrong,
My < insert sin here> was thoughtless and a shame
My blocking and harassment is mild and merciful for such a vile crime!
You are not bullies,
This must be MY bullying,
You must not be wrong,
ONLY I CAN BE WRONG,
I bow down before the perfect TRUTH you embody,
my confession written,
my typing shoddy.
I'm full of myself,
my bold boast flies,
through glory events,
through brilliant skies
my spectacular vernacular flings fancy gags to joke and choke those wise smiles
all flibberty jibbits with dumb brilliance drums
these self referential poses make for heavy going
but whip up some interest of obsessed hater types
new media grows its fungus fools, its vulgar viruses its horrid hackers,
while my troll effort is the occasional clumsy foul language,
ill timed response to these perfect feminist types of nasties,
political correctness breeds its own fuzzy fools,
who take any slight to heart and keep it in storage,
the hate helps their lives stay warm,
the worm in their heart keeps their conscience clear
these sad reflections occur to puzzled little me,
no flogging is bad enough to punish my sins,
my crime of whatever it was is a branded hot scar
I thank my inquisitors behind their avatar masks
for correcting me and burning my effigy in flames
Purge ME OH MERCIFUL MASTERS , your LOVE is divine!
My (insert indiscretion here) was cruel and wrong,
My < insert sin here> was thoughtless and a shame
My blocking and harassment is mild and merciful for such a vile crime!
You are not bullies,
This must be MY bullying,
You must not be wrong,
ONLY I CAN BE WRONG,
I bow down before the perfect TRUTH you embody,
my confession written,
my typing shoddy.