First Minister's report
The stormtroopers (no, not his stormtroopers, I'm talking about the kickass soldiers of Rohan) have been bogged down by the midget militia defending Osgiliath.
It's very demoralizing, I hear, to have a dwarf with a battle-axe launched at you on a skateboard out of a half-pipe.
If it comes to it, General Theorommel will resort to a most terrible weapon.
Tarannon, surrender or we shall be forced to play at maximum volume the baying of your ex-wife's shrill voice non-stop until you capitulate.
F.M. Erkenbrand
It's very demoralizing, I hear, to have a dwarf with a battle-axe launched at you on a skateboard out of a half-pipe.
If it comes to it, General Theorommel will resort to a most terrible weapon.
Tarannon, surrender or we shall be forced to play at maximum volume the baying of your ex-wife's shrill voice non-stop until you capitulate.
F.M. Erkenbrand