Looms over Hama's desk.
*ahem*
I need to go now.
*glare*
Mandos Release Form, 3A
NAME: Erkenbrand Kingfucker, Lord of the Westfold
SPECIES: Human
PATRON VALAR (if any): They all hate me.
DESCRIBE DEATH (include link if applicable): I was rather messily undone by that fucker Wulf. No link. It's too embarrassing ugly.
MARITAL STATUS:
[X] single
[ ] single but utter slut
[ ] engaged/betrothed
[ ] married
[ ] married but utter slut
[ ] owned/enslaved -- responsible party:
NATURAL OFFSPRING? [?] Yes [ ] No [ ] Expecting
If YES, name them: Depends on if you buy into that Thaedenbrand crap.
UNNATURAL OFFSPRING? (ie. adoptions, creations, clones) [ ] Yes [x] No [ ] Expecting
If YES, name them:
JUSTIFICATION(S) FOR RESURRECTION:
[ ] accidentally killed by a deity -- which:
[ ] under a deity's direct protection -- which:
[ ] haven't fulfilled canon obligations/met canon ending yet
[ ] family will fall apart without my abuse guidance
[ ] pointlessly murdered in AIM chat
[ ] true love (not "to bluff")
[ ] too pretty to die
[x] vengeance
[ ] so bored I may don a Legolas wig and run into the fangirl ward
[ ] I'm missing "Buffy" (option does not qualify between seasons)
[ ] other -- describe:
BODY NEEDED:
[x] human
[ ] elf
[ ] dwarf
[ ] hobbit
[ ] non-humanoid -- describe:
[ ] inanimate object -- describe:
[ ] mun (only muns may apply)
[ ] random (Namo's choice)
[ ] other -- describe:
REPAIRS/ALTERATIONS REQUIRED TO MAKE BODY USEABLE AGAIN: I think my skull was caved in...and then I was thrown out a window. I think my insurance will cover it.
FAVORITE MOVIE (OTHER THAN LOTR) STARRING ANOTHER PUPPET'S ICON: Usual Suspects
NAME THE PUPPET(S) IN THE ABOVE MOVIE: Denethor...what? My Mun made me say it.
PUPPET YOU'D LEAST LIKE TO MEET IN A DARK ALLEY: Eowyn (I)
FAVORITE GAMGEE (OTHER THAN SAM): Tolman
--------------DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE--------------
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT
I need to go now.
*glare*
Mandos Release Form, 3A
NAME: Erkenbrand Kingfucker, Lord of the Westfold
SPECIES: Human
PATRON VALAR (if any): They all hate me.
DESCRIBE DEATH (include link if applicable): I was rather messily undone by that fucker Wulf. No link. It's too embarrassing ugly.
MARITAL STATUS:
[X] single
[ ] single but utter slut
[ ] engaged/betrothed
[ ] married
[ ] married but utter slut
[ ] owned/enslaved -- responsible party:
NATURAL OFFSPRING? [?] Yes [ ] No [ ] Expecting
If YES, name them: Depends on if you buy into that Thaedenbrand crap.
UNNATURAL OFFSPRING? (ie. adoptions, creations, clones) [ ] Yes [x] No [ ] Expecting
If YES, name them:
JUSTIFICATION(S) FOR RESURRECTION:
[ ] accidentally killed by a deity -- which:
[ ] under a deity's direct protection -- which:
[ ] haven't fulfilled canon obligations/met canon ending yet
[ ] family will fall apart without my abuse guidance
[ ] pointlessly murdered in AIM chat
[ ] true love (not "to bluff")
[ ] too pretty to die
[x] vengeance
[ ] so bored I may don a Legolas wig and run into the fangirl ward
[ ] I'm missing "Buffy" (option does not qualify between seasons)
[ ] other -- describe:
BODY NEEDED:
[x] human
[ ] elf
[ ] dwarf
[ ] hobbit
[ ] non-humanoid -- describe:
[ ] inanimate object -- describe:
[ ] mun (only muns may apply)
[ ] random (Namo's choice)
[ ] other -- describe:
REPAIRS/ALTERATIONS REQUIRED TO MAKE BODY USEABLE AGAIN: I think my skull was caved in...and then I was thrown out a window. I think my insurance will cover it.
FAVORITE MOVIE (OTHER THAN LOTR) STARRING ANOTHER PUPPET'S ICON: Usual Suspects
NAME THE PUPPET(S) IN THE ABOVE MOVIE: Denethor...what? My Mun made me say it.
PUPPET YOU'D LEAST LIKE TO MEET IN A DARK ALLEY: Eowyn (I)
FAVORITE GAMGEE (OTHER THAN SAM): Tolman
--------------DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE--------------
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT