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SO! I got a letter back from the Florida School board commissioner saying he apologizes and basically that I own him with my wits and ability to rule at life.
He's gonna have me talk to a dietician from the Florida school board to get a vegetarian menu set up.Finally, someone listens to me.
I also did this on behalf of PETA.I AM AN ACTIVE AND ONE OF THE BEST MEMBERS EVER WITNESSED IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF PETA, thanks.
In computer class we were doing roleplaying and Alex, Sam, and I were all being retarded.I was the interviewer, Alex was the interviewee, and Sam was the secretary.Alex had to go outside the door and walk in to talk to the secretary and shit and he walks in and goes, "HI! I'm here for the male stripper interview!" and the teachers face turned bright red and she screams, "ALEX!" so we changed 'male stripper' to male entertainer.Then after I pretending to call him into my office and he sat down and behind Alex Sam was pretending to sniff cocaine and smoke weed and I yelled out "Stop sniffing crack!" and the teacher yelled at me.Then once everyone calmed down I had this paper with a list of questions to ask to choose from and it went like this:
Me: What do you have to offer this company?
Alex: -pauses- Would you like to see what I have to offer?
-everyone dies laughing-
Me: Are you eager to please?
Alex: No comment.
OMG, I swear I don't do drugs.
Ok, comment on the last entry before I murder everyone.THANK YOU.
He's gonna have me talk to a dietician from the Florida school board to get a vegetarian menu set up.Finally, someone listens to me.
I also did this on behalf of PETA.I AM AN ACTIVE AND ONE OF THE BEST MEMBERS EVER WITNESSED IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF PETA, thanks.
In computer class we were doing roleplaying and Alex, Sam, and I were all being retarded.I was the interviewer, Alex was the interviewee, and Sam was the secretary.Alex had to go outside the door and walk in to talk to the secretary and shit and he walks in and goes, "HI! I'm here for the male stripper interview!" and the teachers face turned bright red and she screams, "ALEX!" so we changed 'male stripper' to male entertainer.Then after I pretending to call him into my office and he sat down and behind Alex Sam was pretending to sniff cocaine and smoke weed and I yelled out "Stop sniffing crack!" and the teacher yelled at me.Then once everyone calmed down I had this paper with a list of questions to ask to choose from and it went like this:
Me: What do you have to offer this company?
Alex: -pauses- Would you like to see what I have to offer?
-everyone dies laughing-
Me: Are you eager to please?
Alex: No comment.
OMG, I swear I don't do drugs.
Ok, comment on the last entry before I murder everyone.THANK YOU.