Impending Birthday
Just so all you kids know my birthday is fast approaching (Jan 26) and I fully intend to spend the day at a bar, preferably a strip club, where my friends can come drink a toast to me surviving this year.... I just have to figure out which one. Nobody needs to bring me any presents. If you want to you can always buy me a drink of a lap dance. Better yet you can buy me a drink and give me a lap dance yerself!
So mark the date and I'll let ya'll know where the hell I'm going to be shortly!
So mark the date and I'll let ya'll know where the hell I'm going to be shortly!