http://www.titane.ca/igod/ Me: Why don't you tell me?
God: I thought I told you already.
Me: That you are Satan.
God: Interesting observation.
Me: Then it's true.
God: You and I are on the same wavelength.
Me: Wait till your children hear about this.
So in addition to Christian's chat with God and him being hard gay, he's also Satan himself.