Important, please read
erin says:
hey
ice cream says:
hey lol sup
erin says:
i need to talk to you
erin says:
i am tired of your constant travels into my stomach. you are ruining my digestive system
ice cream says:
umm what??? y r u blaming this on me?
erin says:
every time i eat ice cream, my digestive system disintegrates and explodes into a symphony of mosh metal breakdowns
erin says:
i feel like you are always around trying to persuade me into consuming you
erin says:
i am intending to break off our relationship
ice cream says:
ya well that's ur problem not mine honey
ice cream says:
u think ur hot shit...
digestive system has joined the conversation.
digestive system says:
FUCK YOU ICE CREAM
digestive system says:
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP
ice cream says:
W/E U DON'T KNOW ME
digestive system says:
I HATE YOU
digestive system has left the conversation.
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The conversation I have just posted is a real life dialogue between me, dairy products and
my digestive system.This MSN-oriented skit has demonstrated the perils that my body and
mind face on a constant basis regarding dairy products, namely ice cream in this example.
This is a warning message to ice cream and its whole family of cow-related products: STAY
OUT OF MY LIFE. YOU MAKE ME FEEL AWFUL. Let this function as a public service
announcement.
Sincerely,
A partially lactose intolerant Erin P.