When I said I had a good New Year's...I lied.

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Matt's two favorite holidays are my two least favorite. How's that for compatiblity? The fact that these same two holidays are my least favorite is a testament to my lameness, which as everyone knows, reaches near professional levels: New Year's and Halloween. Don't stone me. I just hate New Year's. It's never as awesome for me as it is for everyone else. Most other people can consume at least some alcohol. I guess I can too, but when I do, it is usually more painful than fun. I mean, people go crazy over New Year's. I don't get it. It's just like every other day of the week that I don't have a good time at a party or bar, so this year I stayed at my house on the couch and had a wonderful time. I didn't realize what time it was until 11:30. It was the only thing I wanted to do. I kept asking Matt what he wanted to do. I didn't want to do anything, but I definitely wasn't going to stop him, because like I said, it's his favorite holiday. He said he didn't want to do anything, then later intimated to me that it was his favorite holiday. Oh, great! Your favorite holiday. I'm sure you had a great time sitting on your ass! (I did, but I don't think he did.) He's the kind of person who goes to other parts of the country to celebrate. He's the kind of person who wants to go to other parts of the WORLD to celebrate... See, that sounds fun to go travelling for New Year's (but for me, only because I love hotel rooms). We have tentatively decided to go to Amsterdam next year for New Year's. Shut up. IT COULD HAPPEN!

I'll complain about Halloween next year.