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Ok... well.. after the whole ordeal at the hair salon... we got back into the car and headed to Sam's Club to buy toilet paper! On the way I was trying to think of the word where God impregnates you! Caspien said something about Madonna.. so I called Granny... she didn't know what it was either! So I was thinking really hard and then I yelled out "IMMAULATE CONCEPTION!!!!" Caspien was like YES! He was thinking of Madonna because she has that CD called the Immaculate Collection. So we got to Sam's club... we bought some Rice, Dishwashing Detergant, and Ravioli... but there was no toilet paper or hair gel to be found. So then we went to Costco (aka Price Club) and we got there and it was almost time for them to close... so we run in there.. and they don't have the toilet paper that we are looking for either! And they don't have hair gel there either! So we leave there and head to Walgreens... because that is where Caspien said that he "saw" the ad for toilet paper. We get there and he finally got his hair gel... but guess what? THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER ON SALE!!! So we bought tea candles and went to Granny's house to pick up the dogs! We still haven't gotten any toilet paper yet... but I guess that's OK.
Rachel got back from band camp, and while she was there she decided that she was going to bleach her hair! TWICE! and then she dyed it blue... which is alright... but it scares me a little. She got it all over her neck and her face and her ears! Good thing that it is the wash out kind! She asked if we would take her bowling on Saturday night... so we did. We went to the cool Cosmic Karaoke bowling! Me, Rachel, and Rachel's scary ex Danny were the only people signed up to sing at all. We sang a lot of songs and I even bowled a 193! The whole night there was this really bitchy girl bowling a few lanes down from us! She looked like she had stepped right out of the trailer.. stringy blonde hair, red half top thingie, and short shorts that her ass was hanging out of! She was the only girl there with 4 guys and I think all of them slapped her ass about 3 times! Everytime that Rachel or I would go up to sing they would turn around and stare at us. So guess who appeared! Can you guess? Can you? That's RIGHT! SHAQUEEFAH!!! (brr brr brr brrrrrrrrrr) There were no kids in the bowling alley so they let me sing "I Touch Myself" and when I went to sing it.. the girl said "Oh My God" and then the entire time I was singing she was giggling at looking over at me! So as soon as I was finished I sat down next to Shaqueefah and said "Ha Ha Ha... that was soooooo funny... and this one time... at band camp!" and then Shaqueefah replied "Was there a skanky ass bitch wearing a red half shirt there too?" rather loud! I almost died laughing!!! So then Shaqueefah decided to sign me up for a song without my knowledge! She picked "Bitch" by Merideth Brooks! So when I got to the chorus... I politely looked over at the how and sang "You're a bitch!" I don't know if she caught it or not but I thought that it was quite funny! Rachel got up to sing another song and one of the guys that was over there screamed out "You F***in suck!" Well... that was all Shaqueefah needed to give her look of death!!! They never really said anything else... they just pointed and stared some more.. but that's alright... because their names were Pebbles, Chorizo and D Ball! lololol. Might I also mention that my nickname was 55 dollars, Caspien was Shaqueefah of course, and Rachel was sposed to be Cookie Monster... but she changed it to Smurfette! I told Shaqueefah that I was scared that the guys might kick our ass... and Shaqueefah said.. "That's alright.. I will already have bitch slapped Pebbles to the ground before Chorizo can even get out of his package!!" LMFAO!!! Shaqueefah says some of the funniest things I have ever heard! Jeff (the karaoke guy) decided that he was going to have me sing some 80's songs that I hadn't heard in ages... so with Caspien's help I sang "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "Love Is A Battlefield". The first song actually sounded really good... but the second song scared me and I did not do that well at all. Everyone is the bowling alley had left.. so Caspien dared me to sing "There in the shambles of a war...." into the mic while it was still on... but I chickened out! So then we left the bowling alley.. and headed down Glendale avenue to drop Rachel off. We stopped at Circle K to get some drinks and we saw some scary woman that looked like a hooker that was witness to an accident there! The car had hit a tree and the horn was stuck on! We went inside and got out drinks and on the way in we saw the biggest bug that I have ever seen in my life. I think that it could have taken my whole big toe of no problem! We came back and the car horn was still on... but the hooker disappeared! Then as we started to head home.. I made a sharp left turn and my drink fell out of the cupholder and spilled all over Caspien's lap! hehehehehe! Well.. it wasn't funny to him. But I thought it was pretty humorous! We got to mom's house... dropped Rachel off... and then started to head home! We got onto the freeway and there were these barricades all over and they had you driving on the shoulder of the road! It was pretty crazy.. so I swurved into the other lane... and I was wondering why I was the only person on the freeway! Well.. they were repainting the lines on the freeway! That was why... so I quickly swurved back to the other lane and we made it home safe and sound! I have more to type but it will have to wait till later because my hands are already tired!
IT IS MY 21ST BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!! woooooooo hoooooooo Mommy is taking me to a baseball game tonight and that should be awesome! I could order a beer there if I wanted! But I don't like beer! LOL I had to work today too and I am down here all by myself! It is really quite depressing! I think that I just might cry!
Caspien - You are acting very strange today but I am sure that you will have a great time at your appointment! ALL HAIL SHAQUEEFAH!!!! I'm very glad that you thought of the nickname Tiesha for Jason! I know that he will think of you everytime I call him that! Please remember! Don't sell my dog or kill my fish! PLEASE!
Dean - I dont know
Dee - I am really glad that you started writing in your journal again. And that your purity test was pretty awesome! hehehe. Talk to ya soon!
Genese - I haven't talked to you lately at all. I miss ya Beaver Slapper. I am sorry to hear that you're having such a bad time of it.. but I am sure that things will look up soon!
Jaime - I am glad that I got to talk to you some more and I hope that you find a job soon!
Jimmers - I think you should go bowling with us and be 55 dollar whore II.. hhehehehe
Simone - Hope to talk to you soon!
Erin!!
Rachel got back from band camp, and while she was there she decided that she was going to bleach her hair! TWICE! and then she dyed it blue... which is alright... but it scares me a little. She got it all over her neck and her face and her ears! Good thing that it is the wash out kind! She asked if we would take her bowling on Saturday night... so we did. We went to the cool Cosmic Karaoke bowling! Me, Rachel, and Rachel's scary ex Danny were the only people signed up to sing at all. We sang a lot of songs and I even bowled a 193! The whole night there was this really bitchy girl bowling a few lanes down from us! She looked like she had stepped right out of the trailer.. stringy blonde hair, red half top thingie, and short shorts that her ass was hanging out of! She was the only girl there with 4 guys and I think all of them slapped her ass about 3 times! Everytime that Rachel or I would go up to sing they would turn around and stare at us. So guess who appeared! Can you guess? Can you? That's RIGHT! SHAQUEEFAH!!! (brr brr brr brrrrrrrrrr) There were no kids in the bowling alley so they let me sing "I Touch Myself" and when I went to sing it.. the girl said "Oh My God" and then the entire time I was singing she was giggling at looking over at me! So as soon as I was finished I sat down next to Shaqueefah and said "Ha Ha Ha... that was soooooo funny... and this one time... at band camp!" and then Shaqueefah replied "Was there a skanky ass bitch wearing a red half shirt there too?" rather loud! I almost died laughing!!! So then Shaqueefah decided to sign me up for a song without my knowledge! She picked "Bitch" by Merideth Brooks! So when I got to the chorus... I politely looked over at the how and sang "You're a bitch!" I don't know if she caught it or not but I thought that it was quite funny! Rachel got up to sing another song and one of the guys that was over there screamed out "You F***in suck!" Well... that was all Shaqueefah needed to give her look of death!!! They never really said anything else... they just pointed and stared some more.. but that's alright... because their names were Pebbles, Chorizo and D Ball! lololol. Might I also mention that my nickname was 55 dollars, Caspien was Shaqueefah of course, and Rachel was sposed to be Cookie Monster... but she changed it to Smurfette! I told Shaqueefah that I was scared that the guys might kick our ass... and Shaqueefah said.. "That's alright.. I will already have bitch slapped Pebbles to the ground before Chorizo can even get out of his package!!" LMFAO!!! Shaqueefah says some of the funniest things I have ever heard! Jeff (the karaoke guy) decided that he was going to have me sing some 80's songs that I hadn't heard in ages... so with Caspien's help I sang "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "Love Is A Battlefield". The first song actually sounded really good... but the second song scared me and I did not do that well at all. Everyone is the bowling alley had left.. so Caspien dared me to sing "There in the shambles of a war...." into the mic while it was still on... but I chickened out! So then we left the bowling alley.. and headed down Glendale avenue to drop Rachel off. We stopped at Circle K to get some drinks and we saw some scary woman that looked like a hooker that was witness to an accident there! The car had hit a tree and the horn was stuck on! We went inside and got out drinks and on the way in we saw the biggest bug that I have ever seen in my life. I think that it could have taken my whole big toe of no problem! We came back and the car horn was still on... but the hooker disappeared! Then as we started to head home.. I made a sharp left turn and my drink fell out of the cupholder and spilled all over Caspien's lap! hehehehehe! Well.. it wasn't funny to him. But I thought it was pretty humorous! We got to mom's house... dropped Rachel off... and then started to head home! We got onto the freeway and there were these barricades all over and they had you driving on the shoulder of the road! It was pretty crazy.. so I swurved into the other lane... and I was wondering why I was the only person on the freeway! Well.. they were repainting the lines on the freeway! That was why... so I quickly swurved back to the other lane and we made it home safe and sound! I have more to type but it will have to wait till later because my hands are already tired!
IT IS MY 21ST BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!! woooooooo hoooooooo Mommy is taking me to a baseball game tonight and that should be awesome! I could order a beer there if I wanted! But I don't like beer! LOL I had to work today too and I am down here all by myself! It is really quite depressing! I think that I just might cry!
Caspien - You are acting very strange today but I am sure that you will have a great time at your appointment! ALL HAIL SHAQUEEFAH!!!! I'm very glad that you thought of the nickname Tiesha for Jason! I know that he will think of you everytime I call him that! Please remember! Don't sell my dog or kill my fish! PLEASE!
Dean - I dont know
Dee - I am really glad that you started writing in your journal again. And that your purity test was pretty awesome! hehehe. Talk to ya soon!
Genese - I haven't talked to you lately at all. I miss ya Beaver Slapper. I am sorry to hear that you're having such a bad time of it.. but I am sure that things will look up soon!
Jaime - I am glad that I got to talk to you some more and I hope that you find a job soon!
Jimmers - I think you should go bowling with us and be 55 dollar whore II.. hhehehehe
Simone - Hope to talk to you soon!
Erin!!