Today I forgot the word for 'price'

[erinfection]

Macca cheese should be crowned God
Man Im tired
mmmmmmmmm

Bastian's from Belgium, he speaks French, - and then he's fucking good at improv

At a sleazy photographer's, defending wedding photos:
Jamie: You got a problem sir?
Bastian: (slowly) yeah....my wife..
Jamie: *coughing* What can I do for you?
Bastian: you can...take a picture...of me?