My Santa Letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I put gum in bearr's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, surferjess (-5000 points). In May I helped delmoth see the light (8 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Friday I bought porn for kirinlemon (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5022 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
erinemily