WARNING :: Finals Week Ahead...
For Rach....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE TOO STRESSED WHEN…
(* See all those that apply to daily life.)
(** See all those that apply to daily life & specifically to this week.)
* 1) You can achieve a "runners high" by sitting up.
* 2) The sun is too loud.
* 3) You are missing several days from this week.
4) Trees begin to chase you.
5) You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
* 6) You wonder if brewing is "really" a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
* 7) You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
* 8) You can hear mimes.
9) Things become "very clear." Everything is "very clear, indeed."
* 10) You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
* 11) Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
** 12) You and reality file for divorce.
* 13) You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
** 14) It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
** 15) You can travel without moving.
** 16) Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
* 17) You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
** 18) You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty tiff over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the next day.
* 19) You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
Wish me luck.... & Pray for my sanity.
Mz. EriN Elaine XXII