Fun while I bored..
The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey
Have you done it on a boat? Nope
Have you done it with a goat? Nope
Have you done it in a bed? Yep!
Have you done it with the dead? No..eww!
Have you done it in the ass? Yep!
Have you done it, high on grass? Nop
Have you done it in the car? Yep!
Have you simply gone too far? Yep!..lol
Have you done it on the beach? Not IT...but..stuff!
Have you done it with the teach? Nope..but that would be awesome!
Have you done it on your back? Yep!
Have you done it strapped to a rack? No?
Have you done it in a box? Nope!
Have you done it with a fox? No..eww!
Have you done it in a tree? lol..no
Have you done it with more than three? Nope!
Have you done it in the rain? Nope!
Have you done it for the pain? Nope..lol
Have you done it 'tween the tits? Yep!
Have you done it wearing mitts? No?
Have you done it packed in rubber? No? What?!
Have you done it undercover? mmmmmmmmNo!
Have you done it on a perch? Nope!
Have you done it in a church? Does a church parking lot count?.lol
Have you done it with a virgin? Yep! :)
Have you done it with a surgeon? Nope!
Have you done it with ropes and chains? no...
Have you done it while insane? Dont you know? I am insane!
Have you done it on the stage? no..lol..NICE!
Have you done it underage? Yep!
Have you done it with all your friends? um..not ALL of em!
Have you done it in both ends? Yep! But not at the same time..lmao
Have you done it with your dog? ooooooooooh yeah! no?
Have you done it on a log? lol..um no.
Have you done it under clamps? noooooooo!
Have you done it with the lamps? oh yeah baby..i turn them on!
Have you done it for all to see? nope!
Have you ever had VD? Vaginal Diseases?..What?
Have you done it on Mother's couch? Oh Yeah!
Have you done it in your mouth? Yep!
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape? Yep!
Have you done it on live TV? lmao..no
Have you done it whilst you pee? EWW...did I say Eww?!
Have you done it in the gym? nope!
Have you done it on a whim? Yep!
Have you done it on a dare? Nope!
Do you really think we care? Yea!
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The Ultimate Politics Survey
Describe your stance on:
Abortion: Its your own decision!
Affirmative Action: ?
Age of Consent: Stupid fuckin law period!
Animal Testing: Gay!
Death Penalty: HATE IT! 2 wrongs dont make a right!
Downloading Music/Movies: GOOD. Dont fuckin take it away!
Drug Decriminalization: ?
Factory Farming: Horrible
Free Trade: Fine?
Funding of Arts: um..im not into Art..but Art IS beautiful..
Gay Marriage: FUCKIN AWESOME! FUCK U FUCKERS THAT DONT WANT IT!
Gun Control: Good Idea!
Immigration: In a way it makes me mad..bc now were expected to fuckin learn THEIR languages and shit..THEY need to learn OUR language! :) But..WELCOME TO THE USA!
Hardcore Pornography: Nice!
Human Cloning: Stupid...Dont try and be God!
Miltary Draft: Stupid.
Minimum Wage: Horribly low..
Prostitution: Stupid
School Vouchers: ?
Taxes: Gay, but underestandable..but still GAY!
United Nations: ?
Universal Health Care: ?
War on Terrorism: Its really sad..
Welfare: Good for ppl that use it..but bad for ppl that ABUSE it.
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The Ultimate Death Survey
What do you think happens after you die? You either go to Heaven or Hell
Do you believe in heaven? Yes
Do you believe in hell? Yes
Do you think you will be judged after you die? I think that my life is being judged as we speak.
How many people would attend your funeral? EVERYONE..I WAS FUCKIN AWESOME!
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral? Yes..I guess?
What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills? One clean SHOT
What should be written on your tombstone? She was the funniest fucker alive!
Would you rather die childless or divorced? divorced
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night? ?
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to? um..my husband and kids
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral? ROSES
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember? All my ppl I care for coming to visit me.
Have you ever watched someone die? No..knock on wood
What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?
How often do you think about death? Not very often..If I die, i die..
Is fear of dying your number one fear? noperz
Do you believe in reincarnation? Ive thought about it
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead? yeah..lol
Do you consider life short or long? I dont know..is the glass half empty or full
Do you think you have a soul? Yes
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is: Up to the ill person
If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes? I wouldnt be cremated..but If i was..at the beach.
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be? Not sure..there are positives and negatives to that
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