May 29, 2015 23:37
Converse All-Stars Chuck Taylors are not cool anymore. They are just as 'hep' as air fucking jordons. Nike moved all manufacturing to Asia, and the very last sneaker made in the US? Fucking Converse All Stars, and I think they were union too, but I'd have to find my last pair to check. So when Nike bought them? Now they're fucking nothing, just Nike shoes, so fuck off. You're all too damn young to be thinking they're cool anyway, fogies like me wore them in high school. If you're still thinking shit I did in high school was cool, you really need some updating.
Ok, some early 80s stuff is now back, we had to make our own skinny jeans back in the day! Are Chippewas cool again? I am probably the most unfashionable person ever, but I'd love to be able to dress like I did in 1982-3.
Also, good advice from Mr Waits: Never drive a car when you're dead.
Yes, I'm hopeless, thank you.