My Lie Filled Week (Plus a Day)
Dear Diary, mood apathetic…NOT!!!!! Hahaha, lmao. No this is not the Emo Song. This is my diary of lies over the past week ( Aug. 18th - Aug. 22nd). I am adding in Aug. 13th as well though, because I lied then too. I might give this to my parents eventually, but not till I’ve safely moved out and am on my own paying my own bills. If I weren’t paying my own bills, my parents would stop paying immediately after they found this shit out.
Okay, let’s start with August 13th. I went into DQ just like a was supposed to, but I had told my mother that I would be closing that night when I knew damn well that I got off at 5. Anyways, on my 15 minute break I texted my good buddy Andrew (he’s still in school so bad on my part L) and asked him if he wanted to go to Savannah with me after I got of work. You see I didn’t want to go alone into downtown Savannah at night. He texted back “Hell yeah” and that was that. After I got off work at 5 I changed into my regular clothes and picked Andrew up. Where were we going you ask? We were going to see my favorite local band called Showbread (fucking AMAZING band!!!) at this underground bar/pizza place called Sweet Melissa’s. They have a pretty good sized basement and all the bands play there. Parking was a bitch and then it started to rain. On the bright side, I helped Showbread get their gear in so it wouldn’t get messed up and I met all the band guys ^_^! Downside you ask? I ended up paying for 3 other people besides me and it costed me $32 ($8 per person). The show was amazing! Josh “Dies” Porter stood in front of me throughout their entire show and leaned on me and sweated on me and let me take pictures with him and I got their new CD for only $5! I got lots of pictures of the whole band. It was a very good night, but you see, my parents thought I was at DQ closing. DQ closed at 11 PM that night, Showbread didn’t go on until like 12:30 AM. They finished their set at like 1:45 AM. I got home after dropping Andrew off at eh about 3ish but idk really. Best part you ask? Nobody found out parental-wise and I had to go right past my sleeping dad who was on the living room couch. To this day nobody knows about that except for my friends. XD
Now it is time for Aug. 18th- Aug. 22nd. My bestest friend Devin (a girl) moved away this past Sunday (Aug. 23rd). Some of our friends collectively decided to hang out at our friend Ben’s house and get wasted. Now first off, you have to know that I had never been drunk in my entire life before the 18th. Before this all though, we went to the mall, went to a tattoo shop and watched Devin get a tattoo on her chest that said “follow your bliss”, went to her sisters and picked up the UV Blue Vodka, went to Wal-Mart and got drinks that went well with said vodka, and went to Kroger’s and got Red Bull for the straight vodka that Devin stole out of her house. Okay, so we all slept over at Ben’s house (mom thinks I’m at Devin’s and Devin’s mom thinks she’s at my house). It was Devin, Ben (Devin likes Ben), Ryan (I like Ryan), Jessica (Devin’s bestie), and Will (can’t get drunk. He drinks Guinness to wake up in the morning). Everyone started out playing Golden Eye on this ghetto ass Nintendo 64 that Will brought over. But they started drinking (I didn’t want to at first) and eventually switched to Soul Caliber on the Xbox. By 10 PM we decided to watch Watchmen, but nobody watched because everyone including me was drunk off their ass. Ryan is a lightweight and Devin chugs so they were the drunkest. Will was sober the entire time L. Somehow I ended up in Ben’s recliner on top of Ryan (well on his lap sideways). He was whispering drunken nothings to me and all of a sudden, he just starts to make out with me. Like French and everything. I’ve had a crush on this boy since 9th grade and he fucking knows it god dammit! He’s in love with his ex-gf Marshell who he cheated on (at least that’s what he said when he was drunk around me last time). At this point I was too drunk to care and let him kiss me. I got really sleepy and he took me to Ben’s sister’s room and put me in bed and continued to kiss me. Finally I came to my senses and told him that I didn’t wanna ruin our friendship. He said “Neither do I” and kept kissing. He eventually went back to the front room and got even drunker. I came back out later and talked to everyone more and everyone decided to go to bed (it was 1:30 AM). Jessica, Ryan , and me all slept in Ben’s sister’s bed with Ryan in the middle spooning both of us ^_^.
The next morning, everyone was up at like 8:30 L. We all sat around and talked and kinda ate breakfast. We then put in Mindless Self Indulgence and started to play Sould Caliber again. At around 12ish, we all piled into Ben’s car and got Taco Bell. After that we went back to Ben’s and hung out. I called my mom and asked if I could spend the night with Devin again and she said yes. Ben had to go to class in the ‘boro (that’s Statesboro for all of you non Georgians) the next day so I actually did spend the night at her house. I took Ryan home and then went to Devin’s. She cried in the shower so loud that her dog was whining. She thought she wouldn’t see Ben again.
Thursday morning Devin had lots of doctor’s appointments, so her mom and her left the house about 9ish. Jessica and me got up at 10:40 and I took her home and then went home for a while and then went to work. That’s pretty much all I did Thursday.
Friday morning I went to Wal-Mart and got me an Ipod player for my car (that shit cost me $60!!!) and went to Devin’s to pick her up. After picking her up, we picked Jessica up and got a pack of cigarettes for Jessica’s mom. We picked Ben up last and went to the beach. My mom actually knew about this so I wasn’t gonna get into trouble for that. Ben had to be home by 1 PM so we left the beach about 11:30ish and went to Wendy’s. I paid for it and it was expensive ($28)!!! We dropped Ben off at his house and then went to Jessica’s. I showered off the sand and then called my mom. She told me I had to go home immediately for some reason only known to her. I didn’t even have to be at work to like 5 that day. Well, I went home and took a full shower and got ready for work. I was supposed to get off at 10, but the manager let me off at 8:30 because we were dead because of the pouring down rain. I called my mom and told her I was closing and went to Jess’ house where Dev was as well. Ben got off work at 10 and picked us all up and took us to the midnight showing of The Goods. After it got out, we went to Huddle House and Dev paid for us all to eat (Jess’ brother Brandon was with us too). I got home at like 3:45 AM. I thought that I was safe because nobody woke up when I snuck in…
The next morning, my dad comes in and is like “Where were you last night at 2 AM?”. You see, he woke up at 2:17 and saw that I still wasn’t home. I told him that after I finished closing DQ I went out to eat with a few friends and got home about 3ish. Parentals weren’t too happy about it, but they dealed. So I had to work from 12-3 PM that day and I told my mom that Saturday (that day) would be the last time I saw Devin till Christmas break. She reluctantly let me go on two conditions. I had to go to Saturday church by myself and bring a pamplet home as proof that I actually went, and I had to be home by 9 PM. I got to Devin’s by 7 PM and then went to Ben’s. I had every intention on just hanging out there till like 8:30, but Ryan was there and he talked me into driving to Savannah to see a movie. All the movies were sold out that we were going to see, so we just drove around till the boys decided that they wanted to eat somewhere. We ended up getting to Outback Steakhouse (no rules just right!!! woot!) at 9. By that time, I knew I was fucked anyways, so I called my dad to let him know that I was gonna be late (he wasn’t home at the time so I was kinda hoping that he wouldn’t tell my mom where I was. He told me to turn my phone off and that he was gonna tell my mom. Other than that, had a wonderful dinner with Dev, Ryan, and Ben. And I was gonna pay for myself, but my fucking debit card was declined. After dinner, I dropped everyone off at their respective houses and went home. I got home at 11 and my mom was waiting for me. She didn’t yell, it was much much worse. She cried and guilt tripped me (or attempted to, she’s done it so many times that it has no affect on me anymore). She took my car keys and phones (home and cell) indefinitely and told me that I would regret playing her against my dad who was too drunk to drive home that night.
So that’s the end of my lie filled week. The next day after work mom picked me up and told me that the bank wanted me to call them back as soon as possible. I called and apparently somebody has gotten a hold of my debit card number and has charged almost $400. I didn’t have that much in my checking account, so it started withdrawing from my fucking SAVINGS account!!! I had $1136 and change in my account. I now have approximately $736 and change because I have overdraft protection and it withdrawed from the savings to cover for the empty checking account. Karma’s a bitch ain’t it?
One last thing, how did I get away with going to see Showbread and not get away with going to Huddle House? It befuddles me!
A/N: Hopefully this has been helpful to anyone that reads this that needed a good laugh and possibly a plot bunny or two. Sorry if this bored you to death.
Okay, let’s start with August 13th. I went into DQ just like a was supposed to, but I had told my mother that I would be closing that night when I knew damn well that I got off at 5. Anyways, on my 15 minute break I texted my good buddy Andrew (he’s still in school so bad on my part L) and asked him if he wanted to go to Savannah with me after I got of work. You see I didn’t want to go alone into downtown Savannah at night. He texted back “Hell yeah” and that was that. After I got off work at 5 I changed into my regular clothes and picked Andrew up. Where were we going you ask? We were going to see my favorite local band called Showbread (fucking AMAZING band!!!) at this underground bar/pizza place called Sweet Melissa’s. They have a pretty good sized basement and all the bands play there. Parking was a bitch and then it started to rain. On the bright side, I helped Showbread get their gear in so it wouldn’t get messed up and I met all the band guys ^_^! Downside you ask? I ended up paying for 3 other people besides me and it costed me $32 ($8 per person). The show was amazing! Josh “Dies” Porter stood in front of me throughout their entire show and leaned on me and sweated on me and let me take pictures with him and I got their new CD for only $5! I got lots of pictures of the whole band. It was a very good night, but you see, my parents thought I was at DQ closing. DQ closed at 11 PM that night, Showbread didn’t go on until like 12:30 AM. They finished their set at like 1:45 AM. I got home after dropping Andrew off at eh about 3ish but idk really. Best part you ask? Nobody found out parental-wise and I had to go right past my sleeping dad who was on the living room couch. To this day nobody knows about that except for my friends. XD
Now it is time for Aug. 18th- Aug. 22nd. My bestest friend Devin (a girl) moved away this past Sunday (Aug. 23rd). Some of our friends collectively decided to hang out at our friend Ben’s house and get wasted. Now first off, you have to know that I had never been drunk in my entire life before the 18th. Before this all though, we went to the mall, went to a tattoo shop and watched Devin get a tattoo on her chest that said “follow your bliss”, went to her sisters and picked up the UV Blue Vodka, went to Wal-Mart and got drinks that went well with said vodka, and went to Kroger’s and got Red Bull for the straight vodka that Devin stole out of her house. Okay, so we all slept over at Ben’s house (mom thinks I’m at Devin’s and Devin’s mom thinks she’s at my house). It was Devin, Ben (Devin likes Ben), Ryan (I like Ryan), Jessica (Devin’s bestie), and Will (can’t get drunk. He drinks Guinness to wake up in the morning). Everyone started out playing Golden Eye on this ghetto ass Nintendo 64 that Will brought over. But they started drinking (I didn’t want to at first) and eventually switched to Soul Caliber on the Xbox. By 10 PM we decided to watch Watchmen, but nobody watched because everyone including me was drunk off their ass. Ryan is a lightweight and Devin chugs so they were the drunkest. Will was sober the entire time L. Somehow I ended up in Ben’s recliner on top of Ryan (well on his lap sideways). He was whispering drunken nothings to me and all of a sudden, he just starts to make out with me. Like French and everything. I’ve had a crush on this boy since 9th grade and he fucking knows it god dammit! He’s in love with his ex-gf Marshell who he cheated on (at least that’s what he said when he was drunk around me last time). At this point I was too drunk to care and let him kiss me. I got really sleepy and he took me to Ben’s sister’s room and put me in bed and continued to kiss me. Finally I came to my senses and told him that I didn’t wanna ruin our friendship. He said “Neither do I” and kept kissing. He eventually went back to the front room and got even drunker. I came back out later and talked to everyone more and everyone decided to go to bed (it was 1:30 AM). Jessica, Ryan , and me all slept in Ben’s sister’s bed with Ryan in the middle spooning both of us ^_^.
The next morning, everyone was up at like 8:30 L. We all sat around and talked and kinda ate breakfast. We then put in Mindless Self Indulgence and started to play Sould Caliber again. At around 12ish, we all piled into Ben’s car and got Taco Bell. After that we went back to Ben’s and hung out. I called my mom and asked if I could spend the night with Devin again and she said yes. Ben had to go to class in the ‘boro (that’s Statesboro for all of you non Georgians) the next day so I actually did spend the night at her house. I took Ryan home and then went to Devin’s. She cried in the shower so loud that her dog was whining. She thought she wouldn’t see Ben again.
Thursday morning Devin had lots of doctor’s appointments, so her mom and her left the house about 9ish. Jessica and me got up at 10:40 and I took her home and then went home for a while and then went to work. That’s pretty much all I did Thursday.
Friday morning I went to Wal-Mart and got me an Ipod player for my car (that shit cost me $60!!!) and went to Devin’s to pick her up. After picking her up, we picked Jessica up and got a pack of cigarettes for Jessica’s mom. We picked Ben up last and went to the beach. My mom actually knew about this so I wasn’t gonna get into trouble for that. Ben had to be home by 1 PM so we left the beach about 11:30ish and went to Wendy’s. I paid for it and it was expensive ($28)!!! We dropped Ben off at his house and then went to Jessica’s. I showered off the sand and then called my mom. She told me I had to go home immediately for some reason only known to her. I didn’t even have to be at work to like 5 that day. Well, I went home and took a full shower and got ready for work. I was supposed to get off at 10, but the manager let me off at 8:30 because we were dead because of the pouring down rain. I called my mom and told her I was closing and went to Jess’ house where Dev was as well. Ben got off work at 10 and picked us all up and took us to the midnight showing of The Goods. After it got out, we went to Huddle House and Dev paid for us all to eat (Jess’ brother Brandon was with us too). I got home at like 3:45 AM. I thought that I was safe because nobody woke up when I snuck in…
The next morning, my dad comes in and is like “Where were you last night at 2 AM?”. You see, he woke up at 2:17 and saw that I still wasn’t home. I told him that after I finished closing DQ I went out to eat with a few friends and got home about 3ish. Parentals weren’t too happy about it, but they dealed. So I had to work from 12-3 PM that day and I told my mom that Saturday (that day) would be the last time I saw Devin till Christmas break. She reluctantly let me go on two conditions. I had to go to Saturday church by myself and bring a pamplet home as proof that I actually went, and I had to be home by 9 PM. I got to Devin’s by 7 PM and then went to Ben’s. I had every intention on just hanging out there till like 8:30, but Ryan was there and he talked me into driving to Savannah to see a movie. All the movies were sold out that we were going to see, so we just drove around till the boys decided that they wanted to eat somewhere. We ended up getting to Outback Steakhouse (no rules just right!!! woot!) at 9. By that time, I knew I was fucked anyways, so I called my dad to let him know that I was gonna be late (he wasn’t home at the time so I was kinda hoping that he wouldn’t tell my mom where I was. He told me to turn my phone off and that he was gonna tell my mom. Other than that, had a wonderful dinner with Dev, Ryan, and Ben. And I was gonna pay for myself, but my fucking debit card was declined. After dinner, I dropped everyone off at their respective houses and went home. I got home at 11 and my mom was waiting for me. She didn’t yell, it was much much worse. She cried and guilt tripped me (or attempted to, she’s done it so many times that it has no affect on me anymore). She took my car keys and phones (home and cell) indefinitely and told me that I would regret playing her against my dad who was too drunk to drive home that night.
So that’s the end of my lie filled week. The next day after work mom picked me up and told me that the bank wanted me to call them back as soon as possible. I called and apparently somebody has gotten a hold of my debit card number and has charged almost $400. I didn’t have that much in my checking account, so it started withdrawing from my fucking SAVINGS account!!! I had $1136 and change in my account. I now have approximately $736 and change because I have overdraft protection and it withdrawed from the savings to cover for the empty checking account. Karma’s a bitch ain’t it?
One last thing, how did I get away with going to see Showbread and not get away with going to Huddle House? It befuddles me!
A/N: Hopefully this has been helpful to anyone that reads this that needed a good laugh and possibly a plot bunny or two. Sorry if this bored you to death.