Dec 16, 2005 18:48
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
-Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
-Nope, no more booze for me.
-Sorry, but you're not really my type.
-Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
-Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
-You're right; I can't jump over that table