Feb 15, 2011 14:05
"Hi! Elise's answering machine is broken... This is her refrigerator. Please, speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with one of my magnets! Thank you!"
*giggles*
It was a toss up between that one or this one (which I might use next)
"We’re sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees to the left and try again. "