I might explode... someday soon.
I was contemplating writing my biography a few days ago. I was going to have it ghostwritten by Ernest M. Polansky. I decided that it was a stupid idea. Not just because it would be a monumental waste of my time, but because it would be boring. The life that I lead is so dull that the only high points worth writing about would just be the more boring parts of other people's biographies. So if you want to read my life story, just read the life stories of the people I have met.