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Ok due to some people (cough will cough) complaining about how "boring" my lj is i am putting some interesting crap on here... seinfeld... there u go will now is that interesting enough for you.
- It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
My Response: If you are one of these people then stop reading my lj.
- Somewhere, someplace, right now someone is getting laid.
My Response: But we dont have to worry we know it isnt Jma. im sorry jma for this evil joke but i just couldnt help myself. This is payback for what you put on your lj.
-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
My Response: Thats right suck on that one Tay-tay
-It takes approximately 50 licks to finish off a scoup of ice cream.
My Response: Wasnt the question "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" Who the heck is this guy?
-In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
My Response: Hey man dont make fun of my idol like that.
-13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them.
My Response: .... there isnt really much i can say to this.. except IF YOU ARE KILLED BY A VENDING MACHINE YOURE AN IDIOT!
Ok well thats it ummm as i said before if that aint good enough for you will then just go break youre record... yes will we all remember your "record".
- It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
My Response: If you are one of these people then stop reading my lj.
- Somewhere, someplace, right now someone is getting laid.
My Response: But we dont have to worry we know it isnt Jma. im sorry jma for this evil joke but i just couldnt help myself. This is payback for what you put on your lj.
-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
My Response: Thats right suck on that one Tay-tay
-It takes approximately 50 licks to finish off a scoup of ice cream.
My Response: Wasnt the question "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" Who the heck is this guy?
-In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
My Response: Hey man dont make fun of my idol like that.
-13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them.
My Response: .... there isnt really much i can say to this.. except IF YOU ARE KILLED BY A VENDING MACHINE YOURE AN IDIOT!
Ok well thats it ummm as i said before if that aint good enough for you will then just go break youre record... yes will we all remember your "record".