google fails

[ericq]

1) Open Google.com
2) Type: "[Your Name] needs"
3) Tap the enter key
4) List the first 10 results

1 - Eric needs Cable petition.
2 - Eric needs a girlfriend... probebly
3 - Eric needs to update... sooo true
4 - Eric needs a hug... they are nice
5 - Eric needs medication... what type?
6 - Eric needs your help with childhood bladder and bowel problems... WHO TOLD!!
7 - Eric needs a girl... wow really hitting it home here.
8 - Eric needs - LinkedIn... not really
9 - Eric needs help from wrestlers... um... sure...
10 - Eric needs-to-know... tell me everything!!!