damn, it had to mention my mom
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, rhettw (-5000 points). In November I pulled over and changed petrsykora's flat tire (15 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I pulled t_gleason's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I gave mattcooke a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5002 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ericlindros