Recall Election

Aug 07, 2003 15:22

You know when politics has turned into a total circus when our next governor could be one of the following:

a) Gary Coleman, the former child star, maybe he could bite the kneecaps of any opposing politician.
b) Larry Flynt, he wants to pull California out of the 38 billion dollar recession with money raised by Indian Casinos; that's an awful lot of casinos, maybe there can be one on each block like Starbucks.
c) Angelius (spelling?), the supermodel; she can help California return back to a strict balanced budget, I mean look at all that control to maintain her weight: a combination of binge drug use and vomitting.
d) A porn star, not sure what her name is; I am sure she'll stop Mr. Special Interest from having their way with Ms. California.

But seriously, the election has turned into a sham and each of these four individuals have an equal chance at being elected governor or governess. I am not even sure I want Schwarzenegger to win the election, he does not seem to know much about the politics besides: "We'll bring business back into California" and "Hasta la vista deficit!!" (well not exactly a direct quote but you get the idea). Actually, I hope Richard Riordan wins, he was an excellent mayor of Los Angeles, an experienced politician and he owns the Pantry, what more could you ask from a politician.
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