A full Mooned Columbus
in all of my retail experience i have noticed that holidays bring the crazies out as if the holiday itself calls out to them to come reek their awkward aggressiveness unto people that just want to have a normal monday or maybe it was the full moon that had everyone being all weird and although im a strong believer in energy flow and all that other stuff that makes me look crazy i've never really seen eye to eye with the expression "must be a full moon out or something" but today i was definitely convinced that maybe the moon had something to do with it because not only did we get the crazies in but we got the really weird crazies the ones im sure are locked up and somehow faked their deaths to escape and come to the mall where they would find me. i literally had a guy come up to me all the way around the bar get about 2 feet away from me and just stares wearing his too big for your face sunglasses and his long hair every which way that looked like a bad comb over from how thin it was put back into this messy and disgruntled pony tail and as i turn to him and ask him "did you have a question?" he pauses and then just turns around to walk away only to my surprise that about 10 minutes later he comes back and says "actually.... yes i have a question ....... what time do you close?" and of course shocked that he even came back "uhhhhh we close at 9" i replied and that was just 1 person some seriously weird people happened today funny thing was that i wasnt in a weird mood was anyone else?
If you were a problem i wouldnt solve you i'd live in your makeshift misery just so i could say i have you, you'd be MY problem.
If you were a problem i wouldnt solve you i'd live in your makeshift misery just so i could say i have you, you'd be MY problem.