Apr 07, 2005 19:15
So we were all standing in the kitchen talking and I was standing behind my mom and pretty much had to give her a wedgie. So I did obviously, and we're all having a good laugh about it and my dad goes, "Cherry, if you can get a quarter from your nose into a funnel at your waist I'll give you twenty bucks." And so I'm thinking Hey we're all having a good time here, hahaha my mom has a huge wedgie so why not?? So my dad gets the funnel out of the cabinet, he places it at the top of my pants and then puts a penny (he was out of silver) on my nose when I tilt my head back.
Does anyone know what the punchline of this story is going to be? Because apparently I'm way out of the loop these days and thought I was just getting a quick twenty clams. Anywho....when my head was tilted back, he took the big cup of water in his hand and poured it into the funnel and down my pants. HA HA.
I tried to get him back with the sprayer attachment on the kitchen sink (the thing you use when you wash your hair), but my dad is a strong mountain man and turned my arms around so it was pointed at my snout.