I just had an idea.
On this monumental occasion, I'm going to roll with it.
I want to get a tattoo on my leg, and have the internet decide what it should be of. The first thing I need is just ideas. Leave a comment with a general description of your idea, and when I get ten ideas that aren't things like "a bag of dicks" we will hold a vote for a week. I will then request submission for general sketches of this idea, hold a vote after the first ten, re-post the winning sketch, and ask for variations on it to use as the final draft, the first ten of which will be voted on. I print up the winning image and bring it to an artist that can reproduce it well.
So, step 1 starts now: give me ideas, people. And, since I don't think my readership is that big, send your friends to help put something hideous on my leg. Here is some beautiful inspiration: your canvas, my hairy calf.