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Stalked again, a rant by ericerz.
mystical_452 is stalking ericerz
mystical_452’s REAL name :
Hubert Somers
mystical_452’s REAL DOB :
16th May 1981
Height :178 cm
Weight : 50.7 kg
mystical_452 has dreamt about you :
10 times
mystical_452 became interested in you :
29th August 2003
mystical_452’s latest dream about you
mystical_452 and ericerz make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael’s Careless Whisper playing in the distance.
This is how mystical_452 describes your relationship behind your back
‘I don’t want to be just good friends. I want to be with her forever. To death to us part and all that.’
mystical_452’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
mystical_452 seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that mystical_452 uses them to scratch their ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
mystical_452 now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
28 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I’ve had enough of this. You know mystical_452, that crazed internet stalker you’ve been after for the last 6 months, well they’ve been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house."
mystical_452’s Police File
mystical_452 will be the next Jeffrey Dahmer if they are not institutionalized immediately.
Testimonies about mystical_452
foreverhim - Charlie Manson’s long-lost sibling
‘I’m gonna kill ericerz for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! mystical_452 is a brilliant person.’
lovesmutilation - Breastfeeder of Cats
‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but mystical_452 is definitely one of them now.’