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[ericbrewer]

If you're going to say something to me, then why bother with a stupid LJ entry? Why not just say it to my face?

Comments

[conks]

Eric I love you!

And i suggested Giguire go and visit you. perhaps you should make him a nice offer or something?

[ericbrewer]

*sigh* Ty, you are not my pimp. You will never be my pimp. You do not have the hair for a pimp. And no, you would not look good in a fur coat.

That said, thanks.

[conks]

Come now, dear. Don't tease me for my socialization skillz.

'welcome

[ericbrewer]

Sorry. Darling.

... what socialization skills?

[conks]

I forgive you, cupcake. *smirk*

Good socialization skillz!

...

"Hey, (insert name here), lets (alternate with "go") have sex (with ___)!"

Suits my purpose, ne?

[ericbrewer]

Okay. That one physically hurt. Stop it.

Perfectly. *shakes head*

[conks]

But scrumptious wumptious pudding-pie, don't you love my pet names?

*smirk*

[ericbrewer]

Stop it. Or I'll... do something drastic.

Stop that too. Damn queen.

[conks]

Like what, sweetie-pumpkin?

Stop what? Smirking?

*smirk*

*knowing smirk*

*sexeh smirk*

*just-been-laid smirk*

*is-winning smirk*

[ericbrewer]

You ever realise just how pathetic you are?

[conks]

You only say that because you're more pathetic and my awesome coolness stuns you to lame replies.

[ericbrewer]

Believe what you want, Queenie. If it makes you feel better.

[conks]

*crosses eyes* What crawled up your ass and died, pet?

[ericbrewer]

Don't do that. You'll ruin your eyesight.

Nothing.

[conks]

Will not, it's good to strengthen the muscles on either side of your nose, helping them work together. Therefore, if I pick up a book, I can read with TWO EYES instead of one. Cool, right?

Is that the problem?

[ericbrewer]

Um.

No.

And no.