Why can't....
all rappers die after their fame is up. This will cut down on many, MANY reality shows. Flava Flav? Catch some ghonorrea. won't you? You dick ends up in more holes than a shovel does. Coolio? Drink some, to quote Dennis Miller, lymphoma soda. Why are your faces still on TV? What did you do that entitled you to poison America's youth with non-ANYTHING programming?
I bet more kids know who won Flava of Love than who is Obama's running mate. That's sad.
What's that? Now we can watch Coolio be a father? YIPPIE!
I never watch TV anymore. I used to watch a ton of it, but I think I'm actually smarter as a result of my TV de-saturation. I get all of my news online, which I read at work between calls at work and then at home, and I am re-reading a book called The Whole Shebang, which is basically quantum/astro physics for dummies. It's dubbed, "A state of the universe report." Very informative, while leaving a lot of the math out of the equation.
It's 5:30 in the morning, and I'm awake. I'm about to go out to my car and get my other pack of smokes, as I'm bored to tears. In about another hour I'm going to try and go back to bed. I woke up with my tooth trying to pull itself out, according to the pain I was feeling, so I hit up about 6 ibuprofen which just covers it. Any less and I wouldn't even be able to drink luke-warm water, which is disgusting. I like my water cold, but with this tooth I'm s.o.l.
I believe I replied to a job offer email with the most professional email I've ever sent. It's for another part time job, supplementing my T-Dubs job, except I'd get to telecommute and I informed the employer I would only work as a sort of contract employee instead of a payroll employee so I can file my own taxes. That means it can hopefully be under the table.
You got a problem with that? Well, I have a problem with YOUR FACE! So eat it.
I'm still accepting donations, people.
I bet more kids know who won Flava of Love than who is Obama's running mate. That's sad.
What's that? Now we can watch Coolio be a father? YIPPIE!
I never watch TV anymore. I used to watch a ton of it, but I think I'm actually smarter as a result of my TV de-saturation. I get all of my news online, which I read at work between calls at work and then at home, and I am re-reading a book called The Whole Shebang, which is basically quantum/astro physics for dummies. It's dubbed, "A state of the universe report." Very informative, while leaving a lot of the math out of the equation.
It's 5:30 in the morning, and I'm awake. I'm about to go out to my car and get my other pack of smokes, as I'm bored to tears. In about another hour I'm going to try and go back to bed. I woke up with my tooth trying to pull itself out, according to the pain I was feeling, so I hit up about 6 ibuprofen which just covers it. Any less and I wouldn't even be able to drink luke-warm water, which is disgusting. I like my water cold, but with this tooth I'm s.o.l.
I believe I replied to a job offer email with the most professional email I've ever sent. It's for another part time job, supplementing my T-Dubs job, except I'd get to telecommute and I informed the employer I would only work as a sort of contract employee instead of a payroll employee so I can file my own taxes. That means it can hopefully be under the table.
You got a problem with that? Well, I have a problem with YOUR FACE! So eat it.
I'm still accepting donations, people.