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Words Women Use

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means
"something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that
woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female
vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not
question it, just say you're welcome and back out of
the room slowly.

Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to
the Women you know for a laugh.