It's all down hill from here ...
I think I've probably hit the zenith of my motherhood. In the same day I had both of these two conversations.
Me: What is it you wanted to do, sweetheart?
AM: Please, can I wash the dishes?
Mrs. D (A's religious ed teacher): A. wished me a happy birthday! I asked him how he knew it was my birthday and he said you told him.
Me: Yup. Your daughter told me.
Mrs. D: Oh! I asked A. how you knew and he said, "My mommy knows everything!"
I am the bomb.
Me: What is it you wanted to do, sweetheart?
AM: Please, can I wash the dishes?
Mrs. D (A's religious ed teacher): A. wished me a happy birthday! I asked him how he knew it was my birthday and he said you told him.
Me: Yup. Your daughter told me.
Mrs. D: Oh! I asked A. how you knew and he said, "My mommy knows everything!"
I am the bomb.