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Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...
Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us......
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Car insurance.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Home
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Never. Seriously.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never.
5. Name one of your first grade teachers?
Mrs. Castaldi.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Honestly, working on my little plastic Warhammer men… Yeah, I’m pathetic…
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A truck driver, like my Dad.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Zero
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
I have to go to court for my job later today.
10. GAS PRICES?
/incoherent scream/
11. If you could move anywhere?
Not sure, honestly…
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
… I hate you…
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I REALLY want to call out tomorrow…
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Boxer briefs.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I’m a fan of the thong, but I appriciate anything that aren’t high waisted granny wear.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Dishes.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Prolly not
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character(s)?
I’m going to extend this to comics. Cause I can. Spider Man.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Talk.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
If I didn’t mind everyone knowing, it wouldn’t be a secret.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
Most think I’m far to young to feel “old”, but my body has taken a beating…
23. Favorite 80's movie?
RoboCop or Best of the Best.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Tavern Ham
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
I’ll extend this to Wal-Mart, because I don’t go to Sam’s. Glow sticks. Seriously, I use these things much more often than you’d think.
26. Beach or lake?
Beach
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
nah
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace?
No one really.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Awful, awful movies.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
I don’t want anyone to find out!
31. What's your drink?
I’m fast becoming a fan of good scotch.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboy
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cop. It’s a family thing.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
My old friends Kerida and Heather.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
93.3 WMMR
36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I’ve done some awful things to some people… But honestly, I regret very little.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Not so much.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
If I could bring myself to do it, this world could do without my father’s girlfriend.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Stan Lee.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
I’ve always had a thing for Nicole Kidman. Woman has legs that go on for miles…
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended
purpose?
Yes.
44. Last book you read for real?
”American Gods”, Neil Gaiman, unless comics count, in which case “Preacher”, Garth Ennis
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
There’s a very large Pooh on my bed, but it’s not mine… :glances at Meg:
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Nowhere strange, honestly.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
LA
48. Number of texts in a day?
0-5
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career.
50. Do you go to church?
Heh. Not so much.
51. Pencil or pen?
Pen
52. What do you want to achieve in life?
financial security.
53. How old are you?
24
54. Where do you see yourself when you are 40 ?
I wish I could say.
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...
Okay, okay... OLD FOLKS like us......
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Car insurance.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Home
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Never. Seriously.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never.
5. Name one of your first grade teachers?
Mrs. Castaldi.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Honestly, working on my little plastic Warhammer men… Yeah, I’m pathetic…
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A truck driver, like my Dad.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Zero
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
I have to go to court for my job later today.
10. GAS PRICES?
/incoherent scream/
11. If you could move anywhere?
Not sure, honestly…
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
… I hate you…
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I REALLY want to call out tomorrow…
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Boxer briefs.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I’m a fan of the thong, but I appriciate anything that aren’t high waisted granny wear.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Dishes.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Prolly not
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character(s)?
I’m going to extend this to comics. Cause I can. Spider Man.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Talk.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
If I didn’t mind everyone knowing, it wouldn’t be a secret.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
Most think I’m far to young to feel “old”, but my body has taken a beating…
23. Favorite 80's movie?
RoboCop or Best of the Best.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Tavern Ham
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
I’ll extend this to Wal-Mart, because I don’t go to Sam’s. Glow sticks. Seriously, I use these things much more often than you’d think.
26. Beach or lake?
Beach
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
nah
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace?
No one really.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Awful, awful movies.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
I don’t want anyone to find out!
31. What's your drink?
I’m fast becoming a fan of good scotch.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboy
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cop. It’s a family thing.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
My old friends Kerida and Heather.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
93.3 WMMR
36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I’ve done some awful things to some people… But honestly, I regret very little.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Not so much.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
If I could bring myself to do it, this world could do without my father’s girlfriend.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Stan Lee.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
I’ve always had a thing for Nicole Kidman. Woman has legs that go on for miles…
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended
purpose?
Yes.
44. Last book you read for real?
”American Gods”, Neil Gaiman, unless comics count, in which case “Preacher”, Garth Ennis
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
There’s a very large Pooh on my bed, but it’s not mine… :glances at Meg:
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Nowhere strange, honestly.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
LA
48. Number of texts in a day?
0-5
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career.
50. Do you go to church?
Heh. Not so much.
51. Pencil or pen?
Pen
52. What do you want to achieve in life?
financial security.
53. How old are you?
24
54. Where do you see yourself when you are 40 ?
I wish I could say.