Shoelaces suck shit.
Shoelaces are a pain in the ass. I keep having to re-tie them. Then there is always slack that I step on and the tips get fucked up so I can't re-lace them right. Then I have to buy new laces... shit. Why can't they just make more shoes with straps (or buckles)? Also, why is there this stigma with shoes with straps? Like, people look at you like you are retarded or you never learned to tie your shoes or something. No! I'm just tired of having to tie my shoes all the damn time!