Sookie's Twelve Days Of Christmas: Day Ten
On the tenth day of Christmas, my vampire gave to me:
Empty threats a-threatening,
My life a-saving,
Come on lines a-lusting,
Sookie
Where were you tonight around eleven o'clock.
Eric
Here, with Yvetta.
Sookie
Doing this? For six hours?
Eric
You seem surprised. Is Bill's stamina not up to snuff?
Devious plots a-plotting,
Several confessions confusing,
Five drops of blood!
Four erotic dreams,
Three thousand smoldering stares,
Two Viking arms in a vest,
And a sexy smooch under a sun sign.
Okay peeps! I don't know if the rest of you have noticed, but it has occurred to me that New Years is coming up. I know! Shocking! And I have two dinner parties in two days, one of which I'm hosting. Since I figure it is likely you will be equally busy (and possibly hungover), I am granting myself the next two days off. So Happy New Year!! And I will see you on the other side with days eleven and twelve.
Empty threats a-threatening,
My life a-saving,
Come on lines a-lusting,
Sookie
Where were you tonight around eleven o'clock.
Eric
Here, with Yvetta.
Sookie
Doing this? For six hours?
Eric
You seem surprised. Is Bill's stamina not up to snuff?
Devious plots a-plotting,
Several confessions confusing,
Five drops of blood!
Four erotic dreams,
Three thousand smoldering stares,
Two Viking arms in a vest,
And a sexy smooch under a sun sign.
Okay peeps! I don't know if the rest of you have noticed, but it has occurred to me that New Years is coming up. I know! Shocking! And I have two dinner parties in two days, one of which I'm hosting. Since I figure it is likely you will be equally busy (and possibly hungover), I am granting myself the next two days off. So Happy New Year!! And I will see you on the other side with days eleven and twelve.