Happy birthday Randal Keith Orton!

Apr 01, 2009 23:58

“What do you want for your birthday, Babe?” John asked Randy two weeks before his birthday as they lie together in their bed in their home ( Read more... )

john/randy, fics, wrestling, ted/cody

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eric_idle_rules April 2 2009, 04:33:49 UTC
Yay for dedness!

Ooo, going to check it out... I WANNA FLAIL MY ARMS OFF!

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oresteia April 2 2009, 04:30:15 UTC
well the cursing was true enough and I laughed... only because I frequently speak to people that way.

Rainbows.

Enjoy Santino

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eric_idle_rules April 2 2009, 04:40:10 UTC
Ha, yeah, my friends hear that kinda language from me all the time. Only my best friends are called assholes to their face.

I ♥ ranibows.

And I will enjoy every second of Santino.

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eric_idle_rules April 2 2009, 05:04:34 UTC
Haha, thank you! That part amused me to no end... My mum hates it when I do shit like that... Which is why I do it all the time. :P

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oth_leyton_love April 2 2009, 05:22:03 UTC
MY GOAL IS TO MAKE THIS COMMENT LONGER than the last one and it just might because umm yea, either that or i won't be able to last through the entire thing because ya killed me

“What the fuck? You want waffles?”
Randy cocked his head to the side and said with a smirk, “Can’t a guy ask for his loving, caring, adoring husband to make him waffles on his birthday?”
haha, i would have gone for eggs and bacon, but randy has a point. wtf? when does randy ever a pt. lmao.

Randy smirked, “Yeah. I’d hit it hard, too.” He raised his head up and placed a light kiss on John’s lips. “Over and over and over,” he told him, punctuating each word with a kiss. “But that’s another matter for another time. Because after dinner, we’d come back to our room, all four of us and we would spend the rest of the night-”
I VOTE THIS HAPPENS. preferably where i can see it happening.

“Oh, let me guess! Watching America’s Next Top Model ( ... )

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eric_idle_rules April 2 2009, 05:37:25 UTC
Please, Randy always makes a point.

Ha, yes, those crazy boys know exactly what the other is saying all the time. Well, most of the time.

Waffles is actually a metaphor for hot man sex... Think of that next time you see a Waffle House.

Randy treats his Hummer like I treat my Caddy, as a work of art. Except I want to fuck Cody in the back seat of my car...

Oh, dude, that screaming convo happens, like, every day in their house.

John love it, loves every minute of it.

Haha, yeah, that'd be the way to go. Seriously.

Yay for brain killing! Trust me, I got the message loud and clear. :D Thank you SOOOO MUCH! I ♥ dick you!

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oth_leyton_love April 2 2009, 05:46:05 UTC
i wrote 'dean' corpse didn't i? -facepalm- this is why i shouldn't be awake at 1:45 in the am.

Waffles is actually a metaphor for hot man sex... Think of that next time you see a Waffle House.
haha. oh man waffle houses will never be the same again

i treat my toyota like it's a human being, it's almost scary. lmao.

and yea, dying because of gay porn is probably one of the best ways to go

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eric_idle_rules April 2 2009, 05:50:14 UTC
Yeah, you did. :P I was just about to go get some sleep mahself.

Every time I see one of those yellow and black signs... *icon*

Yup, I'm the same way. My car is my love.

One of? ONE OF?! I say it's THE way to go.

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teddysbabymama April 2 2009, 06:20:37 UTC
hahha!!! i laughed so hard with this:

“Is he sleeping?” Randy asked.
Turning his head as far as he could to look at Cody, Ted replied, “I think so.”
“You should draw on his face, or something. Put I then draw a heart and then dick across his forehead.”
“Fuck you, Randy,” Cody said as he opened his eyes and lifted his head off of Ted’s shoulder. “You’re such an ass.”

anddddddd this:

“No need to get all worked up, baby. My guess is John did it to Randy years ago and he’s still bitter about it.”
“How’d you know?” John asked. The question earned John a punch in the arm from Randy. “That was uncalled for.”oh god,lolz,i can so picture that ( ... )

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eric_idle_rules April 2 2009, 13:14:03 UTC
You know it happened during one of their early day moments. And you KNOW that John's told restaurants about Randy's birthday before. That might have to be included in an early day fic at some point. :D

HAHA!!! Porn pyramid! Woot!

Thank you so much. You thrive on that Codiasi, awwww yeah!

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rkowhore79 April 4 2009, 13:06:10 UTC
crazy porny cheerleading type pyramid!! omg! lolzzz me, too!! i'm reading it and going, what in the world is going on here??!! trying to picture it! lol

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athna April 2 2009, 09:12:50 UTC
I haven't been online for a long time since i have lots of work and well i'm failing in algebra -_- , But your fics made me laugh so hard lol really i missed when Randy say "this is the first time i had a birthday since we're marred." xD . Great job and actually it's really a nice birthday he had hehehe.

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eric_idle_rules April 2 2009, 13:15:11 UTC
Ewww, algebra is gross. I'm so glad my fics made you laugh. Thanks so much. :D

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