Time to update this with all my fics, WWE, LuRe and now including Sterek
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The Stroke - Their very first meeting ever from back in the OVW days. Mid 2001.
You're So Vain (And That's Why We All Love You) - Starts the morning after The Stroke. Never, ever let John and Randy go drinking together. At least not for another year when they have their first kiss... Which leads to their first "date"...
Falling to Pieces - The aftermath to them waking up beside each other.
Jealous Guy - John and Randy start to work things out and try to get back to where they were.
Early Years 5 - The UST is growing between John and Randy but they’re pushing it away. They’re trying to start over after waking up next to each other, and now we see what progress they’re making.
Early Years 6 - They've moved in together. They're still blind. Dave is not, on the other hand.
Devil In A Blue Dress Part 1 - The first part of John and Randy's 1st and 2nd dates. Takes place in 2002.
Devil In A Blue Dress Part 2 - The second part of John and Randy's 1st and 2nd dates.
Devil In A Blue Dress Part 3 - The third part of John and Randy's 1st and 2nd dates. Warning! Contains crossdressing!John.
Have A Holly Jolly Christmas - Their first Christmas as a couple. Aww.
Big Ol' Jet Air Liner - I'll give you 3 guesses as to what happens in this one.
World Series: 2004 Edition - St. Louis vs. Boston, there's no way the guys could pass up watching this World Series. If you can't figure out what year this takes place, you don't deserve to be reading this... Warning! Contains crossdressing!Randy.
Boston, You're My Home - John was asked to throw the first pitch at Fenway, and he brings Randy with him. Takes place in 2005.
The Shitith Hath Hitith the Fan...ith - Randy's suspension and John's reaction to it. Takes place in 2006.
Stop! Hummer Time! - Randy brought home his beautiful baby girl: A brand spankin' new 2007 Hummer. Obviously takes place in 2007, since the Hummer is new...
Relaxation - The start of my real time fics. A nice massage helps ease the tension after a tough match. Warning! This fic contains rimming.
Bored Games - They're bored, need I say more?
Happy Birthday, Dear Randy - It's Randy's birthday, and John, being the kind man that he is, decided to wake Randall up at the exact time of his birth.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E - The two discuss the shows they used to watch as kids.
That's All It Took - Ah, yes, in this one, Randy was there for John in his time of need.
Stir It Up - I think this one was the day before John's b-day, and Randy asked what John wanted.
They Say It's Your Birthday - John's birthday, I think there's some fluff...
Do You Have the List? - SHOPPING!
Backlash - Takes place right after Backlash.
Some Candy Talking - Lots of punk rock and mushyness with a dash of pr0n thrown in.
Here Goes Nothing - John tells his parental units about his future plans with Randy.
Telephone Line - Now it's Randy's turn to chat with his parents.
Call Me Back Again - Ohh, yes, phone!sex...
Welcome Back - John and Randy are back after John was out filming.
Going Down? - LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR! LIVIN' IT UP WHEN I'M GOIN' DOWN!
Mile High City - John lost a bet, now he's gotta go around Denver in an RKO original t-shirt design. Warning! This fic contains spanking, and a great deal of teasing.
Just What I Needed - John gets back at Randy for being such a tease. Warning! This fic contains spanking and rimming.
So Far Away - Aww, the poor guys are seperated, thanks to Randy going and breaking his collarbone...
June 17... Kind of A Big Deal - Still happy after six wonderful years.
All That's Missing is the Rubber Ducky - Both guys are home, injured, and they decide that it's time to finally move outta their place in Florida. As for smut, well, where do you bring a rubber ducky?
It Works Both Ways - The boys are chillin' in their new home in Mass when Randy makes a proposition.
Funfetti? - They discuss wedding plans
The Wonder of You - Wedding! FTW! September 28th, 2008, mark your calendars!
One Love - HONEYMOON!!! YAY, it's about time!
No Greater Love - HONEYMOON PART 2!!!!!
Good Timin' - Round THREE of the HONEYMOON! Warning! Contains crossdressing!Randy.
What Would You Do For a Reese's - Trick-or-Treating at the Cena/Orton residence.
Getting Better All the Time - Bathroom sex backstage at Survivor Series.
It's Now or Never - John/Randy/Cody threesome, FTW!
I've Got Plenty to be Thankful For - THANKSGIVING!
Bad Boy - Takes place during the Dec 1, 2008 edition of Raw. Randy invited Cody into his locker room... Aww yeah. Another threesome, heh... OT3!
Ice, Ice Baby - They got stuck in the Great Ice Storm and Great Blackout of 2008.
A Hard Day's Night - Helloooooo Sex Match! From after the December 15th episode of Raw. OT3 once again.
Wonderful Christmas Time - Christmas up in Mass with their families.
New Years Done Right - Can you read the title? Yeah, there you have it.
The Story In Your Eyes - Yes, it is another OT3 fic. This one took place after Cody was the only one standing in Randy's Legacy.
Hot Stuff - It's cold outside, so they find a way to warm up.
You Really Got A Hold On Me - Teddy's back. Cody is happy. Lots and lots of porn. What else do you expect when four hot guys go back to their hotel room?
Royal Rumble - Post Rumble sexin. This just happens to be Cody and Randy's first time together.
Raw: 26 January - Randy is pissed off after he got his ass beat by Shane, he even yelled at Cody *gasp*. John is there to cheer him up.
Raw: February 2 - This one has some three way action, John on Randy on Cody. Woot!
Raw: February 9 - After weeks of teasing, Teddy and Johnny finally got their time to shine.
No Way Out Fic - After NWO there was much need for cuddling.
Dear John - Haha, awww yeah, LETTER SEX!!!! This is the first one where Randy wrote his vivid fantasy to John. Thanks to James Joyce for inspiration! \o/
John's Reply - John wrote back to Randy... Good times!
Randy's 29th - Randy's birthday, yay!
Backstage, Where the Action Really Happens - This was set after a Raw where we had some yummy moments with the boys, but they had to provide their own entertainment after the match.
Pull Over - Request ficlet in which the prompt was them stopping at a roadside motel. There ya go...
Happy 7th! - It's their anniversary. Be prepared for sap.
Raw: August 31 - Not exactly John/Randy... During this Raw, Randy RKOd Dusty, and Cody got a little pissed. Also contains a lil John/Teddy.
Let the Good Times Roll - John and Randy attend Dave's Halloween party.
It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas - Randy decorates for Christmas, they listen to music... they do other things.
Match Made in Heaven - See, there was this one Raw where John chose Randy as his tag team partner...
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas - Once again, it's time for Randy to decorate for his all time fav holiday
Jingle Bell Rock - Late one night, nearing Christmas day, Randy tells John exactly what he wants them to do together
Three Strikes Don't Mean Shit in Football - AU!fic in which Randy goes to college, and his school winds up playing John's in the football championships. Done for Kitty's birthday.
Cliches and ContraDICKtions - Parody of shit fics. If you can't see it, you won't get it... But if you ARE interested in my fuck you to all bad fics, check out
slash_inthering...
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OZ CROSSOVER FICS
The Merry Old Land of Oz (Part 1) - Yeah, it's an Oz crossover. Obviously unrealted to my other John/Randy fics. :P
The Merry Old Land of Oz (Part 2) - Cody and Teddy are brought into Oz. They form a friendship with John and Randy, and after some initial troubles, form a friendship with each other.
The Merry Old Land of Oz (Part 3-1) - Teddy goes through some spiritual issues, there's talk of the drug trade and this part is pretty damn fluffy.
The Merry Old Land of Oz (Part 3-2) - Yet another new prisoner is welcomed to Oswald, someone with a lot of history with Randy. Much angst and violence in this chapter...
The Merry Old Land of Oz (Part 4-1) - Timmy McManus starts out as a complete dumbass... Chucky is not at all happy about John and Randy's relationship... Randy and John jerk off... Randy acts out...
The Merry Old Land of Oz (Part 4-2) - This chapter has some bad shit. A new inmate... Death... Non-con... More death... A frustrated Randy who's fed up with losing checkers... Ted and Cody cuteness after that happens... And John and Randy get off on some sick shit, for realz.
The Merry Old Land of Oz (part 5-1) - A new inmate comes to Oz, and he's got a past with Randy. The new guy decides he wants to mess with Randy's friends to try and send him a message. And then Teddy has a birthday.
The Merry Old Land of Oz (part 5-2) - The fab four are reassigned to the kitchen, and not everyone's happy with the changes. Then the new guy messes with Teddy, and he's gone too far. The following chapter contains character death.
The Merry Old Land of Oz (part 6-1) - It's time for an investigation of Kingston's muder, and then Teddy gets into trouble after he gets paid a visit
The Merry Old Land of Oz (part 6-2) - Teddy makes a choice, but can he stick to his word? Randy finds himself in deep shit. There's sex. And then a new character.
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CANDY
The Word - An in character Randy piece from this past Monday's Raw when he kicked Vince in the head.
Temptation Eyes - Another in character Randy piece. Cody is his Chosen One.
Garden of Eden - The third in character piece, once again with Cody worshiping at his feet.
Randy/Cody Lovin' - Randy and Cody had been friends for a long time. This was just the natural progression of things.
NWO Randy/Cody Lovin' - FLUFF! From right after NWO and the following Raw.
Let's Here It For the Boy - Cody and Randy go clubbin' and there's all kinds of goodness...
Bad Touch - It's a prequel (of sorts) to
Our Father, and is based off of the statements Cody made about Randy being his first. Warning! Contains sex between minors.
Band on the Run - Randy's life dream is to start a band in high school and make it big. Only he's got one problem, he doesn't have the players. That is until he meets Cody Rhodes. The journey goes from senior year in high school to a year later.
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CODIASI
Go, Go Power Rangers! - An 8 year old Cody Rhodes goes trick-or-treating. It could be unrelated to my other stories, it could be Cody from either of them. Take it as you will.
Where's Your Head At? - Ted and Cody and the start of a brand new relationship.
Sage Advice - The two younguns are trying to move forward in their realtionship.
I'll Have to Work on That - Blow job Sorry, what? Oh, yes, a summary... They get lost on the drive to their hotel and talk about where their relationship is going.
Dance With Me - FIRST TIME FIC! This takes place during and after John and Randy's wedding. Well, it starts at their wedding, their first time doesn't happen until the after part of the wedding.
Years May Come, Years May Go - They go through Cody's shit...
Hollywood Party fic - Ted and Cody at that party, ya know the one where they were fighting with bread...
Cody's Birthday - It's Cody's birthday. Teddy gets him presents.
P.S. I Love You - Cody wrote Ted a letter, which Ted just found once more.
Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time - It's Christmas time and the guys exchange gifts. Super fluffy!
Blow Dry - While filming one of his grooming tips, Cody makes a little... Freudian Slip...
Fifteen Years of Friendship - Cody's PoV. The Rhodes are visiting the DiBiases for a few days in the summer, and Ted and Cody try to come to terms with where their friendship is going. F-locked due to sex between minors. NOT RELATED TO MY OTHER ONES IN ANY WAY!
You Really Got Me - A follow up to Fifteen Years of Friendship. Ted's PoV. He thinks about what just happened, and it's not long before their parents are keyed into what's going on between them. Also F-locked.
Games People Play - Cody went to visit Teddy for a week in the summer. They got drunk while playing video games. They did things on Teddy's favourite green couch.
Slutty!Cody fic - Yet another one shot in the Codiasi world. Cody's a complete tart, but the reason behind that is because he can't get the one person he actually wants.
I Drove All Night - Flocked due to sex with minors. For a prompt on
codiasi. Teddy teaches Cody how to drive... And by drive I mean they have sex.
Imma Need Some Pants - A request ficlet, all that was asked for was Codiasi. Hoping to continue this one from backstage to the bedroom...
How'd You Get That Idea? - This was a request ficlet, the prompt being first kiss. Teddy's in college, Cody goes to visit.
Christmas Vacation - A sequel to
How'd You Get That Idea? Cody and Ted want to visit each other over Christmas break.
A Series of Miscommunications - Cody's so-called friendship with Beth doesn't sit well with Teddy.
Our Father - New universe. Teddy makes the life-altering decision to enter the minstry instead of wrestling.
Our Father Sequel - Follows right after Our Father. Ted has to make a choice between the two men in his life. And can Cody manage to even stay away from Randy?
Our Father Part 3-1 - A whole year after Part 2, Cody goes to visit Ted once more for another chance.
Our Father Part 3-2 - Ted and Cody talk some more and Cody tries to convince Ted that they're made for each other and show Ted he can love God and Cody.
Hot For Teacher - Ted is a new teacher and Cody is in one of his classes. How will they deal with the feelings that grow between them?
Love Me Two Times - Ted's on twitter. Cody's on facebook. Those boys are broadcasting their lives to the world, I'm just filling in the gaps. Also features Cody with SJP...
Be True To Your School (1/3) - This was written for a challenge posted in codiasi to write a fic with the boys in college. Cody wants to join a fraternity, Chi Tao, of which Ted is in charge. A couple of his profs are Dr.'s Cena and Orton.
Be True To Your School (2/3) - More fun with the rushing process. This chapter contains men doing unspeakable things to a latex sheep. You have been warned.
Be True To Your School (3/3) - Ted and Cody learn of the events that happened during one drunken night...
The Best Is Yet To Come - Joe Linwood/Kurt Smoller fic! Meeting freshman year of high school, Joe and Kurt become friends right off the bat. It's not until one day in their senior year when a wrench is thrown into their friendship. How does that come into play at their 10 year reunion?
Never Have I Ever - Early in the days of Legacy, Randy wants to get to know his two new students of the game. So he provides the alcohol. Features Ted/Cody with a hint of John/Randy.
Codiasi Advent Calendar - All my Christmas drabbles from the
codiasi Advent Calendar event.
12 Days of Christmas - My
codiasi 12 Days of Christmas challenge fic.
Cody's Mom - Ted sends a text message to the wrong person in his contacts list. Based off a text from textsfromlastnight.com.
A Few of My Favorite Things - Ted makes a list of his favorite things. This was written for the first ever Fic Fun Friday at
codiasi, the prompt being "hiplines".
Life is Just a Fantasy - One drunken night leads to the reveals of Cody's most well hidden fantasy. Written for
codiasi's Fic Fun Friday prompt fisting. **WARNING** Contains graphic fisting scenes!
Third Time's a Charm - The first, second and third time Ted walked in on Cody shaving his legs. Written for
codiasi's Fic Fun Friday prompt being 'Ted walks in on Cody shaving his legs...'
King Ding a Ling - Cody intends to send a text to his best friend from college... but a little slip of the finger on the contacts list makes all the difference in the world... Written for
codiasi's Fic Fun Friday prompt, texting fails.
Frankly, My Dear - Just days after the Confederate States of America fired upon Fort Sumter, the South was awaiting word on whether or not a war would start. Cody Runnels, however, was not so concerned about the war, no, he was more concerned about getting the love of his life, Randy Orton, to be with him. However, Cody winds up meeting the notorious Ted DiBiase and his life takes an interesting turn. Written for
jezziejay for
codiasi's Classified Cupid.
Double Vision - After a long car ride, Cody has Ted make a pit stop where he sees something that makes him do a double take. This was written for the Fic Fun Friday prompt at
codiasi, the prompt being crack!fic. WARNING! Contains graphic threeway sex between Ted, Cody and Cody's doppelganger, Kurt Smoller.
The Birds and the Bees - Cody's a dickhead. One man decides to teach Cody a lesson and from that day forward, Cody's forced to live as a pretty little blue bird. This was written for the
codiasi kink thread.
Could You Be Loved? - As a child, Cody is orphaned and spends much of his life jumping from foster home to foster home. This was written for
wrestlemanix for
codiasi's Classified Cupids, 2013 edition.
Redtube and Pornhub and Xtube, Oh My! - Cody and Ted are roommates in college. Cody's classes stress him out. Ted suggests a way to de-stress him. Written for
future_ex.
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CO-AUTHORED FICS
A Picture's Worth 1000 Words - Written with
teddysbabymama, heavily influenced by BBM and a fic in the BBM universe. Ted snaps a harmless picture for a keepsake but when Cody finds out, it might not all be as harmless as he once thought. That NBA game sure got 'em good, huh?
For Reasons Unknown - Picks up right where A Picture's Worth 1000 Words left off. Only this time, Ted's not as okay with things as he initially thought. (And Aguirre comes into the picture!)
Chase It 'til My Hands Bleed - Starts right where For Reasons Unknown left off. Ted and Cody try and work on their relationship.
Blondes Won't Steal Your Moments - The aftermath of playin phone tag and the ENDING. Picks up right where Chase It 'til My Hands Bleed left off.
Hey, Baby, Take A Walk on the Wild Side - Written with
teddysbabymama, Ted goes out for a night on the town, and winds up getting a little more than he ever could have hoped for **WARNING: Contains men in drag**
Two For One - Written with
wrestlemanix, Cody talks Ted into trying something slightly different. **WARNING: Contains men in drag**
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QUEER AS FOLK CROSSOVER FICS
QaF Part 1 - Parts 1 to 3 are all the same fic. Cody is an art student in Pittsburgh, Ted is a business man on a business trip from Florida. Cody grew up in a conservative family, and when he moved to Pittsburgh, he discovers the gay nightlife and embraces it. Ted needs some time to adjust to things. Warning! Drug use, sex with multiple partners
QaF Part 2 - This one has Brian/Justin/Cody... Just sayin...
QaF Part 3 - Cameo appearance takes place in this one :D
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VAMPIRE SERIES
Another One Bites the Dust - One night, Randy's mother sends him out to see that no wild animals are getting into the crops. What he does come across is far different, and the encounter changes his life forever.
Love Bites - Set right after the American Revolution where Ted and Cody first met. John and Randy are also involved, and there are vampires. Which means there's blood and biting. Also contains a dig at a certain crappy ass vampire book series.
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MY GENERATION VERSE
Tell Us About the Boy from New York City - Ted and Cody meet the first day of their freshman year of high school and start a friendship that develops into more over those four years. But, at the end of those school years, can they take their relationship into the future? WARNING! This fic is NOT fluffy, it is downright sad. You've been warned.
Talkin' 'Bout My Generation (Part 1/?) - This is set five years after the end of
Tell Us About the Boy from New York City, and it focuses on the life of Ted's youngest son, Cody DiBiase and his kindergarten adventures.
Talkin' 'Bout My Generation (Part 2/?) - This one moves on to 7th grade. Cody and Teddy decide to take up a school sport.
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SONG FICS
I'd Really Love to See You Tonight - Ted's missing a certain person in his life, and decides, while he's in town, to give him a call. Based on the song of the same name by England Dan and John Ford Coley.
Nights Are Forever (Without You) - The boys miss each other late one night. Based on the song of the same name by England Dan and John Ford Coley.
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FORTUNATE SON
Co-authored with
wrestlemanix - Taking place in feudal England, Cody's family comes from a long line of farmers who work the land belonging to the DiBiase family. Despite the enormous class differences, Cody and Ted meet and form an instant connection with one another, both learning things from the other that they otherwise never would have known.
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VICTORIAN FIC
Co-authored with
wrestlemanix - Takes place at an English all boys boarding school during the Victorian Era in which prefects roam the halls and rugby and cricket are the sports of choice.
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UNDER OATH
Co-authored with
wrestlemanix and
homo_pink - Ted is 47 and the President of the United States. Cody is a student at George Washington University in DC who applies for an internship program at the White House. His best friend is lawyer Randy Orton. John Cena is one of the president's most trusted security guards.
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LURE FICS
Please Please Me - Luke and Reid are seniors in high school in 1970 where peace, love and happiness abounds. Written for
lure_reversebb.
There's No Place Like Home - When the Grimaldi family is taken down, Damian is taken to a prison in Malta while Luciano remains in a facility in the States: the Oswald State Correctional Facility (Level 4), otherwise known as Oz. After getting himself into some trouble, Dr. Reid Oliver is sent to work at the Oswald medical facility, which is where he first meets the young, blonde inmate. Written for
lurebigbang.
Girl POV - Someone Luke knew from his school days runs into him again. Written for the
lure_atwt Drabble-A-Thon.
LuRe Drabbles - A collection of all the Fun Fic Friday drabbles I've done.
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STEREK FICS
Title: Heartbeat, It's A Lovebeat Part 1 - A very young fox!Stiles ends up lost in the woods of Beacon Hills where he's watched by a slightly older Derek. Twelve years later, Stiles ends up back in those same woods for a completely different reason... but he still manages to find Derek. *Warning* This fic contains knotting and mpreg!
Title: Heartbeat, It's A Lovebeat Part 2 - Same summary and warnings apply here
Take Me Home Tonight - Friday night is Stiles’ favorite night of the week. It's his date night with a microphone at his favorite karaoke bar. One Friday night, he sees a very attractive broody looking man in the back of the bar and devises a strategy to use his amazing karaoke skills to catch that man's attention.
Why Stand it if You Can Fix It? - Derek and Stiles are young ranch hands who go to find work for Adrian Harris herding sheep up on Brokeback Mountain.