Part TWO of my BEASTLY Cenaton fic

[eric_idle_rules]

John felt himself beginning to wake up, so he rolled himself over and pulled the covers up to his chin. He felt a movement beside him, which caused him to open his eyes. He was confused for a second, then remembered that he went to bed with Randy Orton. John moved in closer and wrapped his arms around Randy’s waist. “Morning

Comments

[daashi_dai]

Considering all the blading that the superstars do I figured they would be tested for those sort of things regularly.

[eric_idle_rules]

Tested for what sort of thing? Insanity?

[daashi_dai]

STD's and other such shit that can be passed on by tainted blood.

[eric_idle_rules]

I would hope so. Yeah, I totally forgot I mentioned that in this part. But, it's better Randy be safe than sorry. And, hey, they won't have to fiddle with condoms now.

[daashi_dai]

Unless of course you are planning on going through with that mpreg you threatened us . . . I mean teased us with.

[eric_idle_rules]

I still want to write that. It will be totally unrelated to this universe, though. These guys don't want anything to do with the kiddies.

[daashi_dai]

Randy does want kids. He says he going have a 4th generation superstar.

[eric_idle_rules]

I know the real Randy wants kids, got his first one on the way, but not this Randy. They're too much trouble.

[daashi_dai]

I wasn't talking about the real Randy but rather my muse Randy

[eric_idle_rules]

Ohh, so your Randy wants kids. Have your muses been talking much lately?

[daashi_dai]

Just Randy.

I think he might have pissed John off. Because I haven't heard a peep out of him in a while.

[eric_idle_rules]

Oh, that's not good. You gotta get the boys talking again. Hmm, you could always try bribing them with candy. Or, you know, a brand spankin' new bottle of lube.

[daashi_dai]

I tried chocolate and John just gave me that look you know.

If I was in the U.S. I would try a bucket of Ben and Jerry's but I don't so I can't.

[eric_idle_rules]

Oh, dear. Here, I'll try to help. *offers your John!muse Phish Food*

[daashi_dai]

He's shaking his head at that.

Chocolate Raspberry Ripple - hey is that a flavour?

[eric_idle_rules]

That is not a flavour, but there is Raspberry Chocolate Chunk.

You must have B&J's at some point in your life. If you're ever in the states up in New England, you have to go to the factory and get a huge bowl of ice cream. Yum.