For the plushy who thinks he has everything, I give you,
Plushy microbal illnesses!
Come on, who doesn't want to see their little one cuddling a cute little bit of Syphilis, Bubonic Plague, or Swine Flu?
I guess the next thing for the makers of stuffed animals is cute plush serial killer dolls. "Mom, can I have Stuffed John Wayne Gacy as Pogo the Clown for Christmas?"
"No way in hell, dear!"