And you thought Twilight was bad

Apr 04, 2010 19:03

Wait'll you read this commentary on the Fanfic of it: Forbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Ewdard Cullen. Please note that the misspellings are intentional. Also be warned, this is NSFW.

Just the language used in it -- "Ewdard's mighty mancarrot"? And Edward and the narrator have a threesome with a talking panda? Add in what are apparently the most horriffic descriptions of bondage and S&M, and it sounds like a real winner. Urrgh.

Hey, if anyone knows the anti-Twi fandom, point them at this, okay?

bad books, vampires, internet horrors, bad writing

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