Wait'll you read this commentary on the Fanfic of it:
Forbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Ewdard Cullen. Please note that the misspellings are intentional. Also be warned, this is NSFW.
Just the language used in it -- "Ewdard's mighty mancarrot"? And Edward and the narrator have a threesome with a talking panda? Add in what are apparently the most horriffic descriptions of bondage and S&M, and it sounds like a real winner. Urrgh.
Hey, if anyone knows the anti-Twi fandom, point them at this, okay?