Oh lookie!! It's like magic! Eric is updating again!
Forgive my extended absence.
In light of recent enlightenments I have decided to take a brief hiatus from the internet. In a kind of "epiphany" I have come to the realization that in order to attain the highest degree of self, one must search deeply within oneself for the core that will allow them to tap into the secret part that lives within all of us. In so doing I will find inner balance, and eventually outward balance.
GOTCHA
ahahaha someone dared me to try and pull this "serious life chronicles" entry thing off. You thought I was serious, DIDN'T YOU? Tell the truth. I won't laugh at you. I promise. hahahahahahahahahaha
Anyway it feels REALLY COOL to be hitting .295 after two years of like .150 or something! And I'm actually hitting for power this season too! Yayayayayayay!! So SINCE I'm a pimp and SINCE I'm sure you all miss the 2006 season episodes of The Life of Byrnes, I'll try to update more. For real this time. :)
Yanno what I did on my offday today? Aside from going to the coast because come on, it's California. Duh.
I found a skate park in LA and showed up these like fifteen year-old little punks who thought they were hot shit cause they could pull a 180 (LIKE OHMYGOD SIKE.)
Pfft, bitch please.
They bet on their coolness and lost ten bucks, two of which I used to buy an Icee. Slurrrrp.
Next up! Colorado and the Infamous Humidor!
In light of recent enlightenments I have decided to take a brief hiatus from the internet. In a kind of "epiphany" I have come to the realization that in order to attain the highest degree of self, one must search deeply within oneself for the core that will allow them to tap into the secret part that lives within all of us. In so doing I will find inner balance, and eventually outward balance.
GOTCHA
ahahaha someone dared me to try and pull this "serious life chronicles" entry thing off. You thought I was serious, DIDN'T YOU? Tell the truth. I won't laugh at you. I promise. hahahahahahahahahaha
Anyway it feels REALLY COOL to be hitting .295 after two years of like .150 or something! And I'm actually hitting for power this season too! Yayayayayayay!! So SINCE I'm a pimp and SINCE I'm sure you all miss the 2006 season episodes of The Life of Byrnes, I'll try to update more. For real this time. :)
Yanno what I did on my offday today? Aside from going to the coast because come on, it's California. Duh.
I found a skate park in LA and showed up these like fifteen year-old little punks who thought they were hot shit cause they could pull a 180 (LIKE OHMYGOD SIKE.)
Pfft, bitch please.
They bet on their coolness and lost ten bucks, two of which I used to buy an Icee. Slurrrrp.
Next up! Colorado and the Infamous Humidor!